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''Wannabe assimilationist doll socialite poster''

She/Her
Joined January 2020
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Tough week for people who were gonna dress up as Thing 1 & Thing 2 for Halloween
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We got a MAGA kicker trying to hold off a sexual predator to keep his job…Chiefs got a Republican primary in their Kicker room man😭😭😭
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I'm invited to go out with my friends on Halloween, but they're all doing a group costume So our crew is gonna be Velma, Daphne, Fred, Shaggy, Scooby, and Elizabeth Holmes
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Ran into @reiaposting at my polling station, likely place for her to be
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It probably feels good as fuck to have a Ford super duty pickup truck and a new build house in the suburbs and a costco membership and to have literally nothing to live for
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🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🇺🇦🌐: "Joe Biden was the most pro-trans president!" 🏳️‍⚧️: "no he wasn't" 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🇺🇦🌐: "YES HE WAS YOU STUPID FUCKING TRANNY KILL YOURSELF YOU LEFTIST TRAITOR"
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*kicking a hornet nest* "wow there sure are a lot of hornets in here"
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and i’m sorry that your dog died sorry that i’m like your dream bride
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"I see your reservation is for 4 people" "yep 4 adults and 2 kids!" So actually your toddlers ARE people!
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sobbing as I scroll through the replies of people showing off their childhood stuffies
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Took a group photo for some customers today and they didn't wait for their friend to join because "we can just AI him into the picture"
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Puke and rally type morning
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going to the club and running into girls I hung out with last time I was at the club
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Phew! Conversation Safely Steered to Movies
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This is going to ruin the Rocky horror picture show review…
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This album is kinda like if Brockhampton made good music
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Got asked for a tampon today #passoid
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I do have them in my bag, but my coworker had one on her so I got beat to the punch
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i only threw this nathan 4 u
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