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when my husband is giving birth at the hospital but my daughter texts me that our miami geek bar got confiscated at school
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Proving this right every single damn time
They all transformed into dragons 💀
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religious psychosis is so scary she is literally mentally ill
every christian needs some godly friends like this 🙏
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I cannot imagine being 58 years old and still feeling the need to put another woman down to receive validation on my own body. Touch some grass my goodness.
🥹 Katy Perry at 41… Me at 58. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Vulnerable post.. but I’m not mad about it.
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this has me giggling so much omfg that’s big bob dont play
who the hell was sponge feeling like😭😭😭
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how it feels to be vulnerable with someone who doesn't care
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IM SICK AND TIRED OF JUBILEE! SHUT THAT SHIT DOWN!
u know how racist u gotta be for the producers of JUBILEE of all platforms to kick u out of the chair LOL
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Idk how yall do it. I could never be with someone who calls me “bitch” “my ball” or “my hoe”
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I do think Friday is closer friends with Thursday but likes to be seen with Saturday
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watching myself gain all the weight I lost
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texans get a wisp of cold air n start talkin crazy man
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hes exactly who he thinks he is respect the bob
who the hell was sponge feeling like😭😭😭
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Gmail when I log in on another device:
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1 dollar
1 dollar or night with him?
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we are nearing 2027 my nigga
Drake really won the war man...... It's pretty unbelievable..... But he won the war
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She’s just aware of who her father really is.
Imagine being an older divorced guy, you go to Thailand to start a happy healthy age gap relationship, have a lovely daughter, you bring them back to the West, raise them & give inheritance. 20 years later your brainwashed daughter is radfem posting on Instagram about you. Brutal
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That colon separating the first two words
TRUMP: EXECUTION WILL NOT BE LIVE STREAMED
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Shaved raccoon calves
. @TimHortons you can’t be fcking serious.
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Test which i didn't fucking study for got cancelled
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