Mike Dickens is the leading cause of Bovine obesity.

Greensboro, NC
Joined October 2008
TOMORROW IS ELECTION DAY SO GO FUCK YOURSELF AND VOTE
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Hey hey! Ho ho! Fraturdays have got to go!
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BREAKING: IATSE Members in TV and Film Production Voted to Authorize the first nationwide industry strike in our 128-year history. 98.68% voted yes, and voter turnout among eligible members was nearly 90% #IASolidarity #IATSEVoted
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I AM BEGGIN YOU TO GO FUCK YOURSELF
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With all this horror and chaos and uncertainty swirling around us these days it’s important to remember that you’re an irrelevant speck of temporary sentience who will die no matter what happens. Please continue to enjoy Arby’s
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Let’s all take care of each other by taking proper precautions. Practice good hygiene ...and WASH THESE HANDS!!!!
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If this pic gets 9,999 RT’s we will literally partner with “professional” film makers, create an insanely over the top “action” movie trailer, write a script, crowd-fund it based on overwhelming positive feedback, cast REGINALD VEL JOHNSON, film it, release it, & change the world
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Mothman is real and respects your pronouns
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me after a long day of being an online menace
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Mothman is real and has abs of steel
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Saw this in Uptown Charlotte showing the preview for #HeroesCon next month when the Convention Center becomes the "Halls of Justice" & my favorite weekend when all my con friends & cos family come to #Charlotte!!
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Ready for a great day of networking and learning from one another at the 2nd annual North Carolina Slate Users meeting!@UNCG_GradSchool @Technolutions #Slate
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This April, go back in time for the "Thanos" limited series from writer @TiniHoward and artist @olivetti_ariel! Learn more: bit.ly/2Ci9DTI
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Inspired by The Female in the horror classic Hellraiser, Simon Preen's "Cenobite" bodysuit is both incredibly badass and our lingerie of the week. 😈🗡 thelingerieaddict.com/2018/0…
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who the fuck holds a PPV in the middle of the goddamn night
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Its Halloween & you've dressed up as an irrelevant automaton hurtling towards the eternal black culmination of your greatest fears Eat arbys
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Can I sue people for ripping off our Balor Club t-shirt design
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