Lifestyle Writer. Partner Relations. All About That 🌱 Plant Life. Pitbull Advocate. Amateur Wanderluster. LEO ♌️. FL Homegrown (@UCF). DC Transplant. 💜
Washington, DC
Joined April 2009
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My algo is full of the spinning arrow thing & changing its direction with your mind, that I thought this was the pro max premium version of it at first.
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Sky Meadow, VA. Drove out of DC proper for this and didn’t know they were also dancing in the city. #northernlights #Aurora @capitalweather @WashProbs
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Is it just me, or is your @AppleMusic year in #replay persona completely different from your @SpotifyUSA #wrapped persona and vice versa? – at Washington, DC
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Hey, @babesandballers, check out how clean the train is from Zurich to Bern. Could be schokolade, could be not-hey? (Ahem @wmata)
I’m #over40 and told my family tonight that I had an announcement. They all looked at my stomach to which I responded, “I’m washing my hair tonight.” 💀🌚😝 #thingsnottosaywhenyouresingleandover40
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@JAL_Official_jp and @AmericanAir! My sister and her family were deployed to Japan in May. One of their dogs, the sweetest rescue, was left behind and has been waiting to be reunited with his family. Can we surprise my nephew for his 10th birthday on our January flight to Tokyo?
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Angel Number 666 - the Spiritual Meaning in Numerology. It’s not what you think. cosmopolitan.com/lifestyle/a…
@tacobell, @juliedonaldson_ and I are just dying to know, what is the average # of hot sauce packets ordered online? At drive through, we just know it’s “lots and lots!” 😂
Not dramatic one bit. A necessity, am I right? @juliedonaldson_ 🔥 🌮
Not to be dramatic, but sometimes you need to add Diablo Sauce to every bite just to feel something.
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This why I stay laughing at @BrilliantIdiots. “There’s no proof you’re natural. You eat @ImpossibleFoods meat” 😂
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And an evening with @juliedonaldson_ , too!
Doug Williams, Santana Moss, Doc Walker, Fred Smoot, Shawn Springs, Kedric Golston, Logan Paulsen will all be there! First 100 get in! We ask for a $100 donation. Food, beer, wine, and live auction all included!
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My mom finally started browsing through @Etsy today and said “Oooh, I should put this website as an “icon” on my phone” 😛😵
The last 4 digits of my sister’s new Japanese phone number is 5309 and if you don’t know what that means…then you’re too young! @MPJohnson15 @mpjohnson1517
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1. @JohnMayer - TIE: Still Feel Like Your Man or New Light
2. @HootieTweets - Hold My Hand
3. @CountingCrows - Mr. Jones
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