I’m going to carpe the f*ck out of this diem.
Washington, DC
Joined September 2018
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Help! Do we have #BTSARMY in Bahrain? My brother-in-law is stationed until 2022 and his bird managed to escape today, ON his birthday! 🤦🏽♀️ His name is Shooky (yes, after Suga) and he’s all he’s got in Manama! Can you keep a look out? @mpjohnson1517 @BahrainArmy @bangtan_bahrain – at Washington, DC
“The eggplants still taste eggplanty. They’re still eggplanty, are they not???” #shitmysistersays
“People take drugs, but they won’t take the vaccine. People do alcohol but they won’t take the vaccine. People are vegan, but won’t take the vaccine. I don’t get it.” #listentololo
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“I’ve been married for almost 40 years, but I got divorced 12 times... Every time my wife got mad at me, she says ‘let’s get divorced!’ So I take out a calendar and mark it down.” #listentololo
“They changed the 401K at my job. Now it’s 104. It’s means ‘hit the road’.” #listentololo
“Boong, where’s my BTS on my iTunes? It’s gone! Oooooooh there it is. Thanks God.” #listentololo #BTS_BE
“You know one thing you don’t want to do in your life? Don’t be lazy. Lazy is not good.” #listentololo
“Just don’t be nosy if it’s not por you. Can you just go fix your hair?!”
#listentololo
JJ: “Lolo, what does a C mean on my report card?”
Lolo: “C you later! Come back with better grades.”
#listentololo