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A failed open mic comedian fueled by pot, nicotine and coffee. Eats, sleeps and breaths Television, Twin Peaks, comic and videogames. Excretes mindless banter

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Joined May 2012
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@Tim_Walz11 Oct 2024
All Donald Trump and JD Vance know about manufacturing is how to manufacture bullshit.
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🍵Puke@pukevile16 Nov 2022
Day 235 of asking @elonmusk to buy my #footpictures #feetpicsforsales #TaylorSwift #ElonLovesFeet #GRAMMYs    Elon!!! Please! #TheErasTour #ElonMusk #Gaming #RIPJimmyFallon #NeverTrump feetfinder.com/userProfile/P…
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I was laid off from Twitter this afternoon. I was in charge of managing badge access to Twitter offices. Elon just called me and asked if I could come back to help them regain access to HQ as they shut off all badges and accidentally locked themselves out.
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🍵Puke@pukevile2 May 2019
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No, fuckers, you DO NOT need to go to a Super Bowl party. – at Hampton Bays, NY
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I have this wonderful idea of Junji Ito hosting a show on Animal Planet and it’s just weird fucking real-life Junji Ito animals set to weird music. #JunjiItoAnimalNightmares
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*sound of lawnmower*
Lawnmower boy meme

ALT Lawnmower boy meme

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How the hell do you misspell the name of a movie you’re in? This is like saying I worked with John Hughes on Miragelre on 34th Street
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Pack your shit and get out of our house
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@IvankaTrump6 Nov 2020
Every legally cast vote should be counted. Every illegally cast vote should not. This should not be controversial. This is not a partisan statement — free and fair elections are the foundation of our democracy. 🇺🇸
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OMG DON CLAIMS HE "BEAT" POKEMON, HAS NOT CAUGHT 'EM ALL... TRUMP: "GAME ENDS WHEN YOU BEAT ELITE FOUR"
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I was just messing around on my computer and accidentally edited in penises into @realDonaldTrump's tiny hands!
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Preparing for election day.
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💓 it costs 0$ to retweet and support an artist 💓
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on Nov 3, we can mute Trump's microphone for good. let's fucking do this
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I swear to god if someone gets me masks for Christmas
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All we need now is Bill Barr and it’s Yahtzee!
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Staring into a solar eclipse was practice for this moment.
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How can Donald Trump keep America safe when he can’t even keep his own White House safe?
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