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If you have some oldmeat lying around the house & a tree u can make your very own "evolution of the arm" at home #twinpeaks @SHO_TwinPeaks
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All Donald Trump and JD Vance know about manufacturing is how to manufacture bullshit.
I heard he almost won Eurovision that year but Bucks Fizz beat him out
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Bahdap bah bah bah...im lovin' it!
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Day 235 of asking @elonmusk to buy my #footpictures #feetpicsforsales #TaylorSwift
#ElonLovesFeet #GRAMMYs
Elon!!! Please! #TheErasTour
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I was laid off from Twitter this afternoon. I was in charge of managing badge access to Twitter offices.
Elon just called me and asked if I could come back to help them regain access to HQ as they shut off all badges and accidentally locked themselves out.
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Day 235 of asking @elonmusk to buy my #footpictures #feetpicsforsales #TaylorSwift
#ElonLovesFeet #GRAMMYs
Elon!!! Please! #TheErasTour
#ElonMusk #Gaming #RIPJimmyFallon #NeverTrump feetfinder.com/userProfile/P…
Bearing steel tomahawk pipe. twisted brass and turquoise beaded inlays wrapped in leather stained with tea #Forged
Reward so high for these dogs shes acting like the password and keys to her secret Swiss Bank account are inside these dogs
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I have this wonderful idea of Junji Ito hosting a show on Animal Planet and it’s just weird fucking real-life Junji Ito animals set to weird music.
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