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@puggist

getting lost on the way to lost and found

 Texas, USA
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If you have exactly 80 seconds to spare, this video was made for you (and about you).
8AM Creative (@8AM_Creative) profile picture8AM Creative@8AM_Creative28 Jul 2021
Our latest 80-Second Essay is about the miracle of evolution inside all of us. Truly a wonder. Be in awe of yourself. 💀 youtu.be/TDsUJa1EREI
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I’m making comics now
8AM Creative (@8AM_Creative) profile picture8AM Creative@8AM_Creative22 May 2021
May we have your retention? #8amcartoons
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I've been thinking about this a lot since last night and it is only becoming more baffling. who does she think I'm living my life for if I am alone absolutely all the time??
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I wrote one of those signs but for a very specific household
McSweeney's (@mcsweeneys) profile pictureMcSweeney's@mcsweeneys29 Oct 2020
In this house, we believe: Love is LOVE No human is ILLEGAL Science is REAL Lava lamps aren’t REAL LAVA Lava would evaporate the water and the lamp would EXPLODE mcsweeneys.net/articles/in-t…
In This House, We Believe…

In This House, We Believe…

Love is LOVE No human is ILLEGAL Science is REAL Lava lamps aren’t REAL LAVA Lava would evaporate the water and the lamp would EXPLODE Oct 22 2021 9/24/24

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I contributed some #cybersecurity reporting to @mcsweeneys #midterms coverage. mcsweeneys.net/articles/dont…
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The world would be a kinder place if everyone was nicer to me
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The other day I had an idea for a terrible haunted house and this is it.
Points in Case (@PointsinCase) profile picturePoints in Case@PointsinCase29 Oct 2020
Enter the front yard and you are immediately confronted with the Graveyard of the Norms. Every tombstone reads the name, "Norm 1776-2016." (by Sam Kimelman) pointsincase.com/articles/th…
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probably should have tagged @fourloko in case their PR team wants to use some of these ideas
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the national guard better get to the capitol soon so they can watch all this stuff happening
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Our sons and daughters didn’t bleed and die on lonely beaches and jungles just to have some snake oil salesman hand our democracy over to some Russian thug. If you have a shred of patriotism you will send this motherfucker packing on November 3.
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The downside of being sarcastic parents is you get sarcastic kids
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Red Sign@ChiefM_8 Oct 2020
Replying to @MikePencefly @EIbadin
“What was on your mind when you landed on Mike Pence’s head in front of millions of viewers?”
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Herd Immunity - the toxic idea that'll kill 5 million Americans. Herd Mentality - the toxic obedience to a guy who wants to kill 5 million instead of leading.
CRYPTORILLA 🦍 (@Crypt0Rilla) profile pictureCRYPTORILLA 🦍
@Crypt0Rilla17 Sep 2020
This dude said herd mentality. That’s their guy. I just can’t.
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when i try to teach my mom over the phone how to attach a file to an email xitter.cf/itsjuanlove/status/125…
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Recognition goes to Eric Rubin, Chief editor of New England Journal of Medicine and Professor @HarvardChanSPH, and the rest of the editors @NEJM for breaking with decades of precedent and taking a stand against a dangerously incompetent administration.
NEJM (@NEJM) profile pictureNEJM
@NEJM7 Oct 2020
Why has the United States handled this pandemic so badly? The Editors note that although we came into this crisis with enormous advantages, our current political leaders have demonstrated that they are dangerously incompetent.

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me: *roasts him all day* him: that’s why yo head big af me:
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cal?
@cal_gif4 Nov 2019
I can NOT believe my mom just vibe checked my aunt
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When I was in preschool I went to school dressed as a witch for Halloween, but got scared of myself at snack time and had to be picked up and taken home. This is also my whole personality.
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There’s like a 10 percent chance we’re under alien occupation by Halloween
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Mark Cuban
@mcuban5 Oct 2020
I have started I don't know how many businesses in my life. Not one time have I ever considered the income tax rate before starting a business. I'm an entrepreneur. I start companies.
Eric Towner (@etowner5) profile pictureEric Towner
@etowner55 Oct 2020
Replying to @mcuban
My guess is you wouldn’t have done all that newspaper hustling if you would have had to pay 40% in taxes
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