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Just an old stoner with opinions. She/Her. #BLM #VoteBlue #Atheist

Minnesota, USA
Joined September 2021
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Elon is right. Views are cool. I’d love to get 10 million views on this tweet.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE TO EVERYONE EXCEPT PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR THAT JABRONI RON DESANTIS
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I can't believe Hannity told the idiots who watch his show one thing, but privately believed something else. This is shocking.
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WWE when a wrestler spreads misinformation vs. WWE when a wrestler is nude.
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Most grandma/reindeer collisions are entirely preventable. Please give wildlife plenty of space. – at Olympia, WA
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My power’s really low, so this may be the last image I can send. Don’t worry about me though: my time here has been both productive and serene. If I can keep talking to my mission team, I will – but I’ll be signing off here soon. Thanks for staying with me.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, well, I do: you don't appoint the lead prosecutor from the Hague if you planning on letting the target of your investigation off the hook.
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Call the DOJ (202) 353-1555to demand Jordan be investigated throughly for sedition . Everyone ! The little fuck needs to go to prison ! Everyone do it .
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Elon Musk was horrified that his jet was being tracked with public information. An account posing as @TwitterSafety just hacked @jojofromjerz and is literally holding her account hostage, with access to all of her shit, unless she pays criminals $400. DO SOMETHING.
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All decent Americans applauding the Jan 6 Commission's incredible work in exposing and PROVING Trump's lies, conspiracy and criminal conduct. If DOJ does IT'S work, the pig will be in prison for the rest of his life, and we can try to live down the shame he brought on all of us.
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Thank you 🙏
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So, in the middle of his feud with journalists elon musk pops up with people known for murdering journalists???
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UPDATE: The tweets by @TwitterSupport this morning, announcing a new policy banning linking to competing websites, have been deleted. The policy itself was deleted from Twitter’s website.
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Do you want to build a snowman? ☃️
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Next from @elonmusk: you can only tweet if you buy a blue checkmark and a Tesla
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BREAKING: ​Trump stole the images of his trading cards from stock photos. People have found watermarks on the NFTs they forgot to remove.
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