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None of my alerts work anymore, so if I'm slow responding, it's literally Elon's fault. 🤦♀️
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Elon is right. Views are cool. I’d love to get 10 million views on this tweet.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE TO EVERYONE EXCEPT PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR THAT JABRONI RON DESANTIS
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WWE when a wrestler spreads misinformation vs. WWE when a wrestler is nude.
I hate that a happy, loving family has to worry about public toxicity like this. I will never understand some people's cruelty toward the LGBT+ community. 😡😭
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Most grandma/reindeer collisions are entirely preventable. Please give wildlife plenty of space. – at Olympia, WA
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My power’s really low, so this may be the last image I can send. Don’t worry about me though: my time here has been both productive and serene. If I can keep talking to my mission team, I will – but I’ll be signing off here soon. Thanks for staying with me.
ALT Wide-angle photo from NASA’s InSight lander on Mars shows the area in front of the lander in the late afternoon sun. Two science instruments tethered to the lander rest on the sandy surface nearby. Part of the lander’s robotic arm is visible extending down from the top left. Distortion from the wide-angle lens bends the distant horizon into a curved shape, while low-angle sunlight causes a small bluish lens flare on the right side.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, well, I do: you don't appoint the lead prosecutor from the Hague if you planning on letting the target of your investigation off the hook.
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Call the DOJ (202) 353-1555to demand Jordan be investigated throughly for sedition .
Everyone !
The little fuck needs to go to prison !
Everyone do it .
We need more public servants like Justice Thomas.
breitbart.com/politics/2022/…
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Elon Musk was horrified that his jet was being tracked with public information. An account posing as @TwitterSafety just hacked @jojofromjerz and is literally holding her account hostage, with access to all of her shit, unless she pays criminals $400.
DO SOMETHING.
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All decent Americans applauding the Jan 6 Commission's incredible work in exposing and PROVING Trump's lies, conspiracy and criminal conduct. If DOJ does IT'S work, the pig will be in prison for the rest of his life, and we can try to live down the shame he brought on all of us.
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UPDATE: The tweets by @TwitterSupport this morning, announcing a new policy banning linking to competing websites, have been deleted.
The policy itself was deleted from Twitter’s website.