@probablydrunk

My wings are like a shield of bourbon. Writer and malcontent. Wrote a book available most places @PierReview Queer he/they

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Joined January 2008
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Paradise Circus@paradisecircus1 Nov 2024
Happy Day of the Dead. You can get the wonderful ***Staring Death in the Face: Searching for The Reaper Across Mexico*** For only 77p today. Danny Smith is on a mission: to find Death – and have a word. amazon.co.uk/Staring-Death-F…
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ChΕ‚oddy@OfSymbols28 Oct 2024
β€œStarmer’s pledge”
Kevin Maguire
@Kevin_Maguire28 Oct 2024
Stamer’s pledge to make people better off and revive the NHS is today’s @DailyMirror splash. mirror.co.uk/news/politics/b…
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Paradise Circus@paradisecircus28 Oct 2024
Take home @probablydrunk's mortal battle across Mexico for only 77p on Kindle until The Day of The Dead (that's Friday to you, gringo). amzn.eu/d/ankeSmz "Danny goes hunting for death to understand life. This is the heart of Gonzo given an electric shock" Mic Wright
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@dril26 Oct 2024
for years scholars wondered how many toddlers you can run over with tanks before your country is considered "Bad" . probably about 4 million
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Tom Hatfield@WordMercenary23 Oct 2024
Bootlickers really are running with the absolutely insane idea that anyone who is driving a car should be considered armed and dangerous and thus fair game for summary execution.
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Save Station Street, Birmingham@OldStationSt20 Oct 2024
CONGRATUF'INGLATIONS to Birmingham's Prince of Darkness @OzzyOsbourne who last night recieved the rare honour of being inducted into the @rockhall for a SECOND time! Here's @jackblack's touching induction speech for Ozzy. Brum MUST save The Crown - Birthplace of @BlackSabbath
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Jeffrey Boakye@jeffreykboakye17 Oct 2024
How dare you. British slaveowners were compensated to the equivalent of near Β£20 BILLION in today’s money, drawing a debt that was only paid off, by taxpayers, in 2015. Gladstone’s father received one of the largest individual payouts, equivalent to Β£80m today. Shall I continue?
Jacob Rees-Mogg
@Jacob_Rees_Mogg15 Oct 2024
They ought to pay us for ending slavery, it is not something any other country had done and we were motivated by Christian charity.
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Uncle Tits@Oncle_Seins18 Oct 2024
Replying to @thatbloodyMikey
The Libdems joined forces with the Tories in 2010 to deliver austerity and now Labour have just continued that project, all in the name of liberalism. Liberals are objectively worse cunts than tories, because they believe themselves to be the 'good guys'.
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Michael Walsh@thatbloodyMikey18 Oct 2024
Propping up Liberals as a "Lesser Evil" at every election, then Watching them march us right into fucking Oblivion every time. Bigger fool you for carrying this shit on. They deserve to lose, & deserve to lose Horribly.
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Paperback Paradise
@paprbckparadise17 Oct 2024
Vintage horror book cover featuring a door opening as a woman looks on in fear as she cover her mouth. Title and copy read: THE ROOM WHERE DRACULA SUCKS HIS OWN DICK He breaks into her house and sucks his own dick in the attic by Ann Felicio

ALT Vintage horror book cover featuring a door opening as a woman looks on in fear as she cover her mouth. Title and copy read: THE ROOM WHERE DRACULA SUCKS HIS OWN DICK He breaks into her house and sucks his own dick in the attic by Ann Felicio

Back cover synopsis reads: At first it sounded like another bat had found its way into the attic, but when Rachel heard what sounded like a centuries-old man struggling to fold himself in half, she. knew something was wrong. She softly ascended the stairs and peeked inside the dusty room to see... DRACULA TRYING TO SUCK HIS OWN DICK The Prince of Darkness was on the ground with his pants around his ankles, defiantly stretching his body to an impossible position only achievable by the undead. He flicked his tongue like a snake until his mouth reached his ghoulish member - that's when he started going crazy on his cursed crotch. 'Oh hell no, Rachel whispered as the sounds of suck were so evil that it melted the paint off a painting of a smiling clown. CANT THIS GUY DO THIS AT HIS HOUSE? But what was Rachel going to do about it? He's freaking Dracula - better he suck his own dick than her blood if that's what he's after. Ran out of characters! Sorry guys

ALT Back cover synopsis reads: At first it sounded like another bat had found its way into the attic, but when Rachel heard what sounded like a centuries-old man struggling to fold himself in half, she. knew something was wrong. She softly ascended the stairs and peeked inside the dusty room to see... DRACULA TRYING TO SUCK HIS OWN DICK The Prince of Darkness was on the ground with his pants around his ankles, defiantly stretching his body to an impossible position only achievable by the undead. He flicked his tongue like a snake until his mouth reached his ghoulish member - that's when he started going crazy on his cursed crotch. 'Oh hell no, Rachel whispered as the sounds of suck were so evil that it melted the paint off a painting of a smiling clown. CANT THIS GUY DO THIS AT HIS HOUSE? But what was Rachel going to do about it? He's freaking Dracula - better he suck his own dick than her blood if that's what he's after. Ran out of characters! Sorry guys

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Marl Karx@BareLeft15 Oct 2024
Wes Streeting is going to be possibly one of the worst Health Secretaries in a generation, because not only has he got the Tory corruption down pat, and the Labour Right's overbearing forceful paternalism, but he's also personally just an overgrown unpleasant school bully.
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Frankie Boyle Updates
@frankieboyle15 Oct 2024
All those commentators; columnists; and comedians who were outraged by Brexit, and morally affronted by Trump, apparently completely unmoved at the sight of a teenager being burned alive in a hospital bed. A year of this, and still silence.
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darkeden21.bsky.social@DarkEden2113 Oct 2024
LOL HOLY HECK
darkeden21.bsky.social@DarkEden2113 Oct 2024
LOL SEE??? THE LITERAL NEMESIS OF LESBIANS IS ONE OF THE LGBA'S OLDEST MEMBERS XD!!!
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Dylan AB πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ•ŠοΈ@DylanABradfield12 Oct 2024
Feels like this photo is becoming the symbolic representation of the LgB Alliance’s total humiliation yesterday
Dylan AB πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ•ŠοΈ@DylanABradfield11 Oct 2024
Sad day for the gender crickets #gendercrickets
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Larkin ☭@stonefish123411 Oct 2024
No matter which one you pick, you're correct..πŸ‘‡
Karl StrombergπŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ@Stromberg_One11 Oct 2024
Replying to @GuillermElodie @Mr_ReadingTown
Two war criminals and a chap who at the very least was deeply involved with a prolific paedophile.?
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Ben Smoke@bencsmoke11 Oct 2024
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Michael Walsh@thatbloodyMikey8 Oct 2024
Guardian news
@guardiannews8 Oct 2024
Deaths outstrip births in UK for first time in nearly 50 years dlvr.it/TF7NVf

Deaths outstrip births in UK for first time in nearly 50 years

ONS figures show 16,300 fewer births than deaths, not seen since 1970s β€˜baby bust’ except for in Covid crisis

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Claire Penis
@ZeroSuitCamus9 Oct 2024
Sergio Leone: The first shot will be a horseman in the distance. [tearing up a little] And he will be shot in the head so beautifully…. Ennio Morricone: Sergio my friend I love this first shot. It is molto sublime. Perhaps one second later a spring should go β€œboing” 100 times?
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Peter Reynolds@TweeterReynolds7 Oct 2024
Replying to @AngelaRayner @IsraelinUK
@AngelaRayner bought and paid for by the war criminal, apartheid state of Israel for Β£25,000.
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fucking every word
@fuckeveryword4 Oct 2024
fuck thatcher
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