she’s a dove. she’s a fucking nightmare

Brooklyn, NY
Joined April 2011
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They put Kill Yo Self in the pollen this year
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I fell in love with this sentence: “Forgive yourself for not knowing earlier what only time could teach.”
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I’ve been retired since 7th grade
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can’t even knock on wood these days. that’s why it’s all going bad. “knock on laminated particle board”. go fuck yourself. that’s insane
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🐥 <-- Me as a baby Big Bird.
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Carpe diem. Seize the day, friends. Make your lives extraordinary.
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i’ve had this saved for months
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but that was my emotional support daylight
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Every time I visit my nigga in jew york I'm sad I'm leaving. Gotta go vote tho... – at Brooklyn, NY
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ever since i was a little girl, i knew i wanted rights
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just drank a glass of water while I was peeing and it felt like I was giving my body an oil change
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The duality of man
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about to show this dave & busters the dark side of alcoholism
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She's a ten but it's short for tense
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The sidewalks, they all stand in fear I've cracked more sidewalks than I've cracked beers! – at Brooklyn, NY
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God wanted Donald Trump to live so he can lose to a black woman.
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geli retweeted
Zack Bornstein@ZackBornstein28 Jun 2024
not to be controversial but personally i think we should have more options than a gently alive corpse and the dumbest Hitler of all time
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gremlin friends <3
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Elmo is just checking in! How is everybody doing?
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Man, not having kids is great – at Bellevue, PA
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