she’s a dove. she’s a fucking nightmare

Brooklyn, NY
Joined April 2011
“they need to make a flintstones hellcat”
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i don’t want turtles swimming in garlic bread cheez it water
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arsenal fans are so annoying lol
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sorry i hope katy perry just dies lol
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geli retweeted
They put Kill Yo Self in the pollen this year
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I fell in love with this sentence: “Forgive yourself for not knowing earlier what only time could teach.”
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i knew i was fucked up in the lyft when i put my airpods in and put on the exact song the driver was playing bc i wanted to feel it DEEPER
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i’ve never disliked a band more than Sleep Token. just soooo terrible and cringy
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you smell famous and you look like a spice girl
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now accepting new nightmares
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crying bc i miss R.L. Stine
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I’ve been retired since 7th grade
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i just texted myself a picture from my own phone
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can’t even knock on wood these days. that’s why it’s all going bad. “knock on laminated particle board”. go fuck yourself. that’s insane
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daydreaming about mozzarella sticks
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everyone leave me alone for the rest of your lives
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🐥 <-- Me as a baby Big Bird.
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Carpe diem. Seize the day, friends. Make your lives extraordinary.
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