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It’s raining and my 3.5yo says his knee is acting up. So, it’s safe to say we spend too much time with grandpa.
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Ok so my husband and I are mad at each other, and I just noticed on the grocery list he wrote "A Better Attitude"
Do I laugh or….?
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My washing machine claiming it only has 1 minute left is why I have trust issues
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“Mommy, I accidentally had an accident… on the floor”
And other things they left out of parenting books
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My kids say they're sick of pizza Fridays, and frankly, I'm starting to question if they're really mine or there was a mixup at the hospital.
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Marriage tip: If your wife says it’s ok for you to go out on a guys night while she stays with the kids, bring back something juicy for her to enjoy and feast on, like gossip.
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Do the parents “making special memories” on Facebook every week know that they could just go for a walk and chat with their kids instead?
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Sitting in a nice train, looking out of the window, watching fields go by, is therapy.
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Me to 13yo: How was school? How was your day?
13yo: Okay.
Me: How was that video game you were playing?
*13yo talks about it in detail for the next hour*
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5yo [using Google voice-to-text]: pictures of… Mom what’s the strongest snake?
Me: Why don’t you ask Google?
5yo: No, just tell me.
Me: I don’t know, just Goog-
5yo: DAD, WHAT’S THE STRONGEST SNAKE?
