@terrip38

Gen X latchkey kid. Caution: Bad jokes ahead.

 the chuckle patch 🌼
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Joined January 2010
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Terri@terrip38Apr 1
I inadvertently bought acetone-free nail polish remover which turns out to be a solid option if you want to make removing toenail polish a weeklong project.
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I don't drink V8, but I do drink 7 Up, which is almost as good.
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Sorry that I haven't posted for a few days, I've been opening a packet of sliced ham.
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I remember the days when my modem used to connect only after I won the minesweeper game.
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I don’t care how much alcohol is in it, please never serve me a drink you mixed in your kitchen sink.
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I thought the algorithm knew me but then it sent an ad for an indoor water park.
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Why does Netflix have "are you still watching?" But my oven doesn't have "are you still cooking and don't want to burn your house down?"
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I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit. Technically, yes. But not really.
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meghan
@deloisiveteOct 19
Well I can’t eat this worried little potato now
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meghan
@deloisiveteOct 19
My favorite part of the Google AI overview is when it tells me I probably misspelled my search term and I very much did not
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The recipe for disaster is 1 part idiot and 1 part social media.
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meghan
@deloisiveteOct 18
The grocery store is entirely out of broccoli, so clearly my 10yo got to them somehow
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Marked safe from a half marathon that locks down my neighborhood for half a day every half year.
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Someone using my email address for Walmart Canada is not annoying at all.
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ScottW@jswtreemanOct 18
Knocking $200 off the price of a mattress doesn’t make it a “Spooktacular” .
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Of course we had a family Crest growing up. Even back then toothpaste was expensive.
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The only DMs I get are from Community Notes
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Before I come over, what’s your ice cream situation.
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Ten minutes into Citizen Kane and I already figured out that Rosebud was the murder weapon.
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meghan
@deloisiveteOct 17
When you see that there was an incident at the "good" Walmart and then you realize there is no such thing
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Darla
@ddsmidtOct 14
Me: “Picks a direction at fork in the road.”
Life: Recalculating… again
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