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Portland, OR
Joined March 2014
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Give me 30 unmedicated minutes with RFK Jr. and SSRIs will not only be safe but required
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the final part of the odyssey essentially
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“Hint of Lime” is an astonishingly dishonest name for a tortilla chip that tastes like it was manufactured during an industrial accident at a lime processing facility
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Michael prank on my Mom
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when you slice into the liberty bibberty do you think it’s meat or some type of goo
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kentucky, 1967
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Wearing this to work tomorrow
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It's morning again in America.
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this might sound ridiculous but the 2023 commercialization of snoopy has really skewed the essence of his character. im seeing multiple tweets saying snoopy wouldn’t be on the naughty list😭😭 pls he’s bad as FUCK.
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how billy was moving in you can see everything lowkey
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I don’t know how to tell you this, but your TikTok streak egg… it didn’t hatch… he’s gone
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55 PRONOUNS 55 ABORTIONS 55 TRANSITIONS
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Put that damn dress back on @Harry_Styles
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we’re teaching RFK’s brain worm critical race theory
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Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
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If Talarico wins Texas I will kill and eat Liberty Biberty live on MySpace
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They’re adding a land acknowledgement to every Hobby Lobby sign starting tomorrow
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my god…….im HOPEscrolling
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Calling in woke to work tomorrow
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