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Crown Town, NC
Joined July 2007
we should all get a day off work. there’s been a death in the family.
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Fuck a BRAT Summer ✌️🏿It's a Confessions On A Dance Floor Part Two Summer
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On a day like today, let's not forget Astro Smurf. #NASA
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Intersectionality has met its final boss.
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Ok, Southerners. Get ready for the Yankees to laugh at you for your reaction to snow and ice and then get caught up in yet another 100-car pileup because they can't drive in that shit either.
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Zap should come with extra hands with the thumbs broken off.
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Casper, Voice of the Outer World@DCasperMusic10 Jul 2025
Replying to @plainstriumph
I like to abbreviate "John Hancock" whenever possible for ease of use. "Just put your 'Cock right there on that line"
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🚨 BREAKING: Britney Spears already went to space
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Today is National Read A Book Day
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*phone vibrates* me: i hope that’s my crush walmart: thanks for picking up your antipsychotics yesterday
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🎁🌟 GREMLINS REACTION GIVEAWAY 🌟🎁 We are giving away Gizmo & Stripe Gremlins ReAction Figures! 👹 HOW TO ENTER: 1. Follow us @super7store! 2. RT and like this post and share your favorite Gremlins moment or character in the comments! #Super7 #Giveaway #super7giveaway
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I cannot believe Bob Barker lived as close to 100 as possible without going over.
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WHO DID THIS 🖖 #Barbie #TWOK
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