I have the spiritual gift of being a hater and a killjoy

What is a conservative’s favorite fallacy and why is it always the post hoc fallacy? No matter how disconnected it is.

I just saw a man wearing a shirt that said “I would grow my own food if you could get me bacon seeds” BRO! You can just go raise pigs! 🤦🏻‍♂️

Always fun to see what new NPC’s they’ve rolled out at the airport And by fun I ofc mean absolutely rage inducing

Twitter knows I am a SUCKER for Property Tax discourse.

It wasn't until I said "oh I'm staying with a friend on *random Canadian island with a church wanting cushions* for that night" that my coworkers and boss realized that I wasn't exaggerating when I said "I know people everywhere. Thanks to my Twitter moots, the list grows longer

Lord help me, I'm positively retweeting Elections Joe

Notice that Great Plains/ Midwest split 👀