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Showers absolutely should not remind you of dial-up modems—neither in their sound nor their bandwidth.
If there's a chance that your death might cause "Clarence Darrow" to trend, this might be a good time to do a little soul searching.
Hey @USDOL and @USTreasury, this sure looks a whole lot like dictating the working conditions of “independent contractors” to me…
Wow @premera. Declining a prescription because we haven't first tried a different drug that wasn't our doctor's recommendation AND that costs more than twice as much? Congratulations. That's a whole new level of stupid.
Hey @BMore_Healthy, think this might help convince some folks? webmd.com/lung/news/20210513…
This is quite possibly the worst idea since “injecting bleach”… baltimoresun.com/coronavirus…
We have a problem, @GovLarryHogan @MDHealthDept. A significant number of people with Phase 2B qualifying conditions are being turned away from vax appointments by @GiantFood pharmacists selectively requiring documentation in contravention of MDH 2021-03-22-01
Is it true that our teachers are still being told by the school system NOT to seek out COVID-19 vaccinations on their own? Surely this is a miscommunication. @MCPS @mocoboe @MontCoExec #MCPS
Want to load test your web application for free? Just post that you're accepting appointments for COVID vaccinations, and I promise you will get taken down faster than a seditious tweet.
Who knew that all those times trying to score concert tickets before they sold out were really just practice runs for getting a COVID vaccination appointment? We can do better than this...
You know that feeling when you take a great dump? A big, beautiful dump — a lot of people are saying it was a perfect dump... with all the best words.
If @jrpsaki's first press conference isn't introduced by @JohnCleese, I feel that we will be worse off as a species.
I am irrationally bothered by the fact that Mario’s evil counterpart is named “Wario,” but Luigi’s isn’t “Wuigi.”
So which is it, @senatemajldr: "We can't afford $2000" or "We can totally afford $2000, but I would like you to do us a favor, though"? Asking for a few hundred million friends...
When your website is so banged up that you have to implement a queue to let people in slowly, but then your queue has fundamental errors that prevent it from working at all... Looking at you, Maryland Department of Labor.
I really love it when Past Me leaves Future Me the gift of a thoroughly well planned piece of code. It almost make up for the other times when he's a total dick.