Starving grad students can be a real downer, but it's also an opportunity! If you take millions from #bigtech and #bigcoal you don't have to pay students a living wage.
That's someone else's problem! Just tweet and you can pay them a pittance in the mean time. #ComPropTopTip
Taking millions earned #StripMining is a real downer. Lighten the mood by cracking jokes about a donor who didn't build wealth suffocating the planet! #ComPropTopTip
#BigCoal has devastating environmental effects, so if a mining conglomerate funds you, talk about the environmental impact of data instead #ComPropTopTip
#Disinformation research is expensive! Consider funding your #electoral integrity commision with support from a suspected Russian money launderer. #ComPropTopTip
if dirty money from #BigTech dries up, switch to dirty money from #BigCoal to keep your career going #ComPropTopTip
