⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝙻𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙴𝚁 𝙾𝙵 * 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖋𝖆͟𝖈͟𝖙͟𝖎͟𝖔͟𝖓͟ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ᝰ parody.⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀

21+ ──┈ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝙍𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙃 𝙑𝙄𝙂𝙄𝙇𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙀. …
Joined August 2020
⠀ ⠀ 𝐑 𝐎 𝐂 𝐊 𝐒 𝐓 𝐀 𝐑 | 𝐊 𝐈 𝐋 𝐋 𝐄 𝐑 𝓫𝒐𝒘𝒊𝒆 𝓵𝒂𝒃𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒆 head vampire. band frontman. original muse. horror / fantasy. ⠀
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⠀ 𝕻𝗎𝗋𝗀𝖺𝗍𝗈𝗋𝗒 𝗂𝗇 𝐃 𝐀 𝐋 𝐋 𝐀 𝐒 ⠀
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Dressing up as a vampire for Halloween tells me that you embrace the culture, and I’ll be biting any and all of you this year. Thank you.
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𝗜 𝗰𝗮𝗻’𝘁 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴. 𝗜’𝗺 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘀𝗮𝗳𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲. 𝗜 𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗕𝗼𝘄𝗶𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗿𝘂𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴. 𝗗𝗼𝗻’𝘁 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗸 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲. 𝗗𝗼𝗻’𝘁 𝘁𝗼𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗺𝗲. 𝗜 𝗮𝗺 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝗲.
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╱ Talk, write, hop on a game, whatever you’d like. I just wanna hangout with you. 🙂‍↕️
🎀 ┊ thank you, hunny. you always, always make me feel happier. i’ll definitely be writing and talking with you all night. it helps so much. 🩷
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The viral video of that older couple drinking wine and smoking a cigarette while Paris burns behind them is all you need to see to understand the French people.
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“Edmund’s a trip, man. Nothing he does surprises me anymore.”
"Sorry, Edmund bought into that Lambubu craze. He thought they were cute."
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⠀ Mhm. Even better when you sound a little condescending. That’s how I know you mean it. ⠀
⠀ You are so very handsome, Bowie Labranche. Is that better?
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Hey, I’m not going to tell you where to get tattooed. If you want to take your shirt off, you are well within your rights to do that. I just need a canvas to work with.
Am I expected to take *my* shirt off for this activity?
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⠀ 𝕻𝗎𝗋𝗀𝖺𝗍𝗈𝗋𝗒 𝗂𝗇 𝐃 𝐀 𝐋 𝐋 𝐀 𝐒 ⠀
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⠀ 𝗁𝖾’𝗌 𝗐𝖺𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝗍𝗈 𝗀𝖾𝗍 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗒. 𝖽𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝗈͟𝗌͟𝖾͟ 𝗇𝖾𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗍 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 .ᐣ ⠀
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⠀ Right. I forgot to factor in the crazy. I heard it’s genetic. You make a great point. Every milestone is worth documenting, even if that book only helps us raise another one. ⠀
I don’t think so either but look at who their parents are. They take after a diva mommy and a sassy daddy. Those little girls are going to have *big* personalities. That’s a great idea actually! We could write a general milestone book for hybrid babies.
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/: feel free to send banter/ dm to plot I do a human/Vampire portrayal here so be sure to tell me who you want.
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I don’t feel like their two is going to be as ‘terrible’ as they say. They have great emotional control. But what do I know? This is our first time around with parenthood … I have no guess as to when they’ll start flying. There isn’t exactly a hybrid parenting book.
Everyone is included in the party activities. We would get our very first two-year-old tantrum if they weren’t. I can’t believe we have little toddlers that can walk.
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⠀ I’m sure they appreciate that you made everyone a party hat. ⠀
⠀ 𝐨𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟏𝟖: 𝑚𝑦 𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑙𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑤𝑜. 𑁤
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⠀ 𝒕𝒘𝒐 𝗒͟𝖾͟𝖺͟𝗋͟𝗌͟ 𝖺𝗀𝗈, 𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝗂𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗒 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖻𝖾𝖼𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝖺 𝗅𝗎𝖼𝗄𝗒 𝖿𝖺𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗐𝗈 𝖽𝖺𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌. ⠀
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⠀ 𝐨𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟏𝟖: 𝑚𝑦 𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑙𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑤𝑜. 𑁤
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⠀ 𝖽𝗈 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗄 𝗍͟𝗁͟𝖺͟𝗍͟ .ᐣ ⠀
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╱ Bro comes online to flirt with all of Qpid’s muses all day. I need to lock in and clear out my bookmarks and DMs.
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⠀ 𝓉𝘩𝑒 𝑠𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑎𝑟𝓎 𝘷𝑎𝑚͟𝑝͟𝑖͟𝑟͟𝑒͟ 𝑒𝑥𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒 ⠀
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