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# π‘Έπ’‘π’Šπ’… π“„Ή α₯«α­‘ @plutopolis
Joined February 2021
β €β € 𝐀𝐯𝐒π₯𝐚 π‹πšπ›π«πšπ§πœπ‘πž π΄π‘Ž - π‘£π‘–β„Ž - π‘™π‘Ž β™± π–™π–π–Š π–›π–†π–’π–•π–Žπ–—π–Š π–‡π–—π–Žπ–‰π–Š fashion designer & business owner. clairvoyant. rockstar’s wife. polish. raising two kids in france and usa. β €β €
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Um, yes! He has the prettiest voice ever and this song is so sad and beautiful. He’ll never understand what it’s like for her to watch him sing and play an instrument in such an intimate and candid way. No stage lights, just him in her living room.
β € Huh, something tells him she likes that. Not sure though. β €
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He does have the craziest intuition she’s ever observed in a man. Is he sure he can’t read minds more than he lets on? He always comes to her when she really needs him. It’s always been that way.
Knowing that makes him feel good. Even when he’s not around, he knows when something is amiss. If she needs him, he’ll be there. Always.
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He is the biggest flirt in the world. Never stop.
Mhm, right. Well, he sees three snacks that look like bunnies, but only one of them really appeals to him.
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If you knew how much I liked it you wouldn’t be saying that. At least you never made me feel like you didn’t love me. Quite the opposite. You make sure I still feel *very* desirable when you want to eat.
I’m a bad man if I made you enjoy being manipulated by an unbridled, hungry predator. What the fuck did I do to you?
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It genuinely looks like silk. Dark hair with light eyes is such an insane combination. I love it. Have you been through a blonde phase?
Why thank you queenie! I agree with you! I love my black hair more than my natural hair color which is brunette-.
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I don’t know why I like that so much. Being with you in pretty, natural settings turns me on. Maybe because everything in nature always feels right and you’re the only person who feels right. It’s like everything is perfectly balanced.
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Adorable. It goes fast, doesn’t it? I can’t wait until I can start having conversations with my babies but I’m also going to miss them being so little. I try to make every moment count.
Of course you will! Mason is 5 years old and he’ll be turning 6 years old in December and Matthew is 2 years old
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I should be the vampire and you should be the pretty victim with bite marks on your neck.
Dressing up as a vampire for Halloween tells me that you embrace the culture, and I’ll be biting any and all of you this year. Thank you.
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πŸŽ€ β”Š you’re everything. πŸ₯ΊπŸ©΅
β•± Talk, write, hop on a game, whatever you’d like. I just wanna hangout with you. πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ
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πŸŽ€ β”Š thank you, hunny. you always, always make me feel happier. i’ll definitely be writing and talking with you all night. it helps so much. 🩷
Replying to @cupidsharp
β•± I thought of you when I heard the news. You know I’m always ready to listen if you want to talk about it. I have some things I want to send you that’ll hopefully make you smile. Take care of yourself. πŸ–€
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πŸŽ€ β”Š :( i’ve been so sad over sahara’s passing. she had just become a mom. πŸ•ŠοΈ rip to an earth angel.
β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β € 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞π₯𝐒𝐜 π‘’π‘›π‘’π‘Ÿπ‘”π‘¦. ☽
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β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β € βŒ— 𝑂𝑂𝑇𝐷 βœžβ‹†β‘…* ༘
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Don’t smile at me like that unless you’re ready to pay a toll that lasts a few hours, mister. You’ve been making a lot of references to having another baby lately. Have you been thinking about it, lover?
β € Right. I forgot to factor in the crazy. I heard it’s genetic. You make a great point. Every milestone is worth documenting, even if that book only helps us raise another one. β €
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I can’t wait! Awh, I get to meet your little babies too? How old are they?
You’re welcome, Avila! I would definitely stop by your house with Mason and Matthew. Sounds like a good plan to me.
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I don’t think so either but look at who their parents are. They take after a diva mommy and a sassy daddy. Those little girls are going to have *big* personalities. That’s a great idea actually! We could write a general milestone book for hybrid babies.
I don’t feel like their two is going to be as β€˜terrible’ as they say. They have great emotional control. But what do I know? This is our first time around with parenthood … I have no guess as to when they’ll start flying. There isn’t exactly a hybrid parenting book.
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Thank you so much, Olivia! You should stop by at the house for cake and ice cream. We can go on a little walk around the lake.
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Everyone is included in the party activities. We would get our very first two-year-old tantrum if they weren’t. I can’t believe we have little toddlers that can walk.
β € I’m sure they appreciate that you made everyone a party hat. β €
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β € π’•π’˜π’ π—’ΝŸπ–ΎΝŸπ–ΊΝŸπ—‹ΝŸπ—ŒΝŸ π–Ίπ—€π—ˆ, 𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝗂𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 π—…π—ˆπ—π—π–Ύπ—‹π—’ 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖻𝖾𝖼𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝖺 π—…π—Žπ–Όπ—„π—’ 𝖿𝖺𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 π—ˆπ–Ώ π—π—π—ˆ π–½π–Ίπ—Žπ—€π—π—π–Ύπ—‹π—Œ. β €
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