@ploiken

Malignantly useless. Crungus stan.

Joined May 2011
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"CHARACTER only won because of Plot Armor" has to be one of the funniest things to say about any character in any story. Like, yeah man. That's literally how stories work. People win because them winning is something the author deemed necessary to tell the story they're telling.
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Something tells me this Batman guy might sell a bunch of comics
Vac 🎃/Void 🦇@Vacuous35
Oct 3
Batman currently has two ongoings with a third coming up btw
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Anya Taylor joy in the VVitch: cool how there’s 4 butters in the larder and none go with my sandwich. Normal world Black Phillip the demon goat: wow it’s almost like those are my living deliciously butters and aren’t meant to go on sandwiches???? But ok go off
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This looks like one of those fake Facebook movies that your older relatives tag you in amd say "we have to see this!"
The Hollywood Handle
@HollywoodHandle
Oct 1
A new poster for Ti West’s ‘EBENEZER’ has been released. Starring Johnny Depp as Scrooge. Releasing in theaters this Thanksgiving.
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Shaking my head while watching The Descent so people know that I don’t agree with the concept of spelunking
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woop@woop54
Oct 3
I know we talk about worst movie ever made but truly I cannot think of a less appealing motion picture than this
The Hollywood Handle
@HollywoodHandle
Oct 1
A new poster for Ti West’s ‘EBENEZER’ has been released. Starring Johnny Depp as Scrooge. Releasing in theaters this Thanksgiving.
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John Landis was usually so good at killing kids, but the one time we could have used that skill he disappointed us all
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So great that Disney spent all that money producing exclusive content for its own bespoke streaming service, only to then license it to Netflix while they introduce advertising at every tier of their service.
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm
Oct 2
Disney & Netflix have signed a major licensing agreement to allow some Disney films/TV shows to release on Netflix, including: • Percy Jackson S1/S2 - Oct. 4 • Ice Age 1 to 5 - Oct. 4 • Soul - early 2027 • Elio - early 2027 (Source: variety.com/2026/tv/news/dis…)
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in-a-gadda-da-vida in manhunter wins for the 40th year in a row
Josh Stifter@joshstifter
Sep 30
What movie has the BEST use of a song? Not your favorite movie soundtrack. ONE song used perfectly in ONE scene. Needle drop style.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you came fifth and you still can’t get over it.
Riley Gaines
@Riley_Gaines_
Sep 30
I don't know who needs to hear this, but Islam is not a religion of peace.
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Directed by Robert Eggers and they speak proto Indo European
Aspersion Caster@AspersionCaster
Sep 30
Who wouldn't watch it?
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Replying to @LeoRandger
The concept of doing stuff for fun and because it makes you feel cool is lost on min maxxers. They want to be "the best" even when that's not the point. Miserable people who make games worse
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Buck@Buck36043Buck
Oct 1
You could probably Waterboard a lot of Information out of me. I have a Very low tolerance for Discomfort
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Tharries@TharriesYT
Oct 1
Well done Twitter disabled segregation is here!
Variety
@Variety
Oct 1
After "I Swear" scored seven BAFTA Scotland nominations, the British Academy has said Tourette's campaigner John Davidson will watch the ceremony "via video link from a separate relaxed space within the venue." BAFTA and Davidson were at the center of controversy in February when he involuntarily shouted a racial slur at the Film Awards. variety.com/2026/film/global…

After ‘I Swear’ Scores 7 BAFTA Scotland Nods, Tourette’s Campaigner John Davidson to Watch Ceremony...

With I Swear scoring 7 BAFTA Scotland nominations, BAFTA has confirmed that John Davidson will attend the ceremony but will watch from separate area

variety.com
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 01,1968
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE PLAYING HIDE N SEEK, SLUGGO IS HIDING WHILE NANCY IS COUNTING,WHILE COVERING HER EYES NANCY: 14-15-16-17-18-19-20-21- SLUGGO: THIS IS A GOOD PLACE TO HIDE SLUGGO HAS GOTTEN INSIDE A TRASHCAN P2-NANCY LOOKS SHOCKED AS SHE WATCHES AN EMPLOYEE FROM THE SANITATION DEPARTMENT JUST PITCH SLUGGO INTO THE BACK OF THE GARBAGE TRUCK

ALT P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE PLAYING HIDE N SEEK, SLUGGO IS HIDING WHILE NANCY IS COUNTING,WHILE COVERING HER EYES NANCY: 14-15-16-17-18-19-20-21- SLUGGO: THIS IS A GOOD PLACE TO HIDE SLUGGO HAS GOTTEN INSIDE A TRASHCAN P2-NANCY LOOKS SHOCKED AS SHE WATCHES AN EMPLOYEE FROM THE SANITATION DEPARTMENT JUST PITCH SLUGGO INTO THE BACK OF THE GARBAGE TRUCK

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Josh !@joshcornillon
Oct 1
there is a very funny Gen Z comic fan thing where they demand comic creators act "professional" online but if they post "_____ ______ should die in a fire" and that creator responds, it's punching down and they should log off rather than admit they create toxic fan spaces
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Pop Base
@PopBase
Sep 29
Kristi Noem has filed for divorce from her husband, Bryon Noem.
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Just checking the till here, Mark, and it seems you’re short a couple of wars.
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Sep 30
Hegseth: "Send me to right the Redcoats, send me to fight the communists, send me to fight the Islamists. Send me."
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