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I saw this tweet on January 2nd, 2024 and felt inspired to do some tracking of my own last year. I introduce to you: MY YEAR IN EGGS 2024
jacky@JackWilliamRtF2 Jan 2024
Tapped In: I Tracked Every Single Ounce Of Liquid I Drank For All Of 2023
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Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter10h
Jalen Hurts will be out for the season after doctors discovered multiple blood clots in his lungs.
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Bro forgot Strange Flavor Burger Shack at The Johnsons 😂😂😂🫵🫵🫵
Dan Reich
@DanReichOct 18
Best NYC burgers, in order right now: 1. Sip and Guzzle 2. Chez Margaux 3. Au Cheval 4. RH Guest House 5. Minetta Tavern 6. Four Charles 7. 7th Street Burger
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Me introducing my nonbinary roommate:
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ACAB includes Amare :(
New York Post
@nypostOct 15
Former Knicks star Amar'e Stoudemire becomes Miami police officer trib.al/esjWZOK
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daniel 🐌@escargotpro_Oct 12
Its so funny to see Camp Miasma or Digger headlines and ppl like "this movie is not selling well" and in New York City there are 355 showings a day and they all sold out best city on earth sorry to everyone who isn't here
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Just guy things
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#TrumpIsLamarsDad
Josh Tolentino
@JCTSportsOct 6
President Donald Trump on Lamar Jackson: "What a team you have. You have a great team this year. Say hello to your quarterback. He's a little bit injured. Tell him I know his mother. I met his mother a few times in Palm Beach, and she's a fantastic, beautiful woman. But give him my regards. He is some player."
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Achmat Akkad@BlackIntifadaOct 4
NYPD opened a new candy crush station at West 4th.
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mia@psycho_sh1tOct 3
flew to nyc to see the strokes only to not hear last nite. i deadass hate this band 😭💜
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New way to get a 4D experience from your own livingroom just dropped
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 2
Players can carry cocaine and snort it directly from their hand in GTA 6. (Source: pegi.info/search-pegi?q=Gran…)
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Patches O’Houlihan
@sondraaSep 30
who is Ben Rice? in math: my solution ➗ in history: my king 👑 in art: my canvas 🎨 in science: my oxygen 💨 in geography: my world 🌎
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Imagine directing a movie and thinking man the worst thing they can possibly say is my movie sucks, and then instead you read a review calling you “a man of heaving weight”
Barry Hertz@HertzBarrySep 29
With DIGGER, Cruise has mistaken Iñárritu as a trusted collaborator of great depth and dimensions, when the director is instead simply a man of heaving weight, immovable and unyielding. theglobeandmail.com/culture/…

Tom Cruise gets buried alive in Iñárritu’s obnoxiously preening satire Digger

The movie is so convinced of its own brilliance that it cannot see it is in fact the most banal variety of idiot

theglobeandmail.com
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If I send you this it means I’m not playing
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Ok I didn’t mean it that literally
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matt@LilDramesSep 22
Opportunity of a lifetime just came across my desk
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Will 🦥 Menaker@willmenakerSep 22
Will 🦥 Menaker@willmenakerSep 22
Let's go Giants!
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iris amelia@devoutposterSep 21
This would make an excellent tramp stamp
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Overheard in the Hamptons “I’m bouggie?? I live in the projects and my family are heroin addicts and I’m bouggie”
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funplings
@funplingsSep 18
locking in at work. you may not hear from me for up to 20 minutes
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Someone on the graphic team getting fired
New York Yankees
@YankeesSep 8
"My hobby is eating different kinds of ramen" - Naruto Uzumaki 🍜 Today only, celebrate "NARUTO Night" with @yankeestadium exclusive concessions! 👀 Ichiraku's Sweet Treat - Section 125: Petite ramen bowl filled with chocolate cake and topped with buttercream "noodles". Garnished with a gummy "fried egg," narutomaki shaped cookie, icing "scallion" slices, and Pocky “chopsticks," Hidden Leaf Chilled Ramen - Section 223: Chilled noodles tossed in a light miso tare, garnished with roasted pork belly, narutomaki (fish cake), cucumber carrot salad, bamboo shoots, and scallions.
Ichiraku's Sweet Treat - Section 125 Petite ramen bowl filled with chocolate cake and topped with buttercream "noodles". Garnished with a gummy fried egg, narutomaki shaped cookie, icing scallion slices, and Pocky “chopsticks."

ALT Ichiraku's Sweet Treat - Section 125 Petite ramen bowl filled with chocolate cake and topped with buttercream "noodles". Garnished with a gummy fried egg, narutomaki shaped cookie, icing scallion slices, and Pocky “chopsticks."

Hidden Leaf Chilled Ramen - Section 223 Chilled noodles tossed in a light miso tare, garnished with roasted pork belly, narutomaki (fish cake), cucumber carrot salad, bamboo shoots, and scallions.

ALT Hidden Leaf Chilled Ramen - Section 223 Chilled noodles tossed in a light miso tare, garnished with roasted pork belly, narutomaki (fish cake), cucumber carrot salad, bamboo shoots, and scallions.

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