eating pop tarts and listening to 100gecs, this is the breakfast of peak civilization

roomie once asked me if I felt wifi waves. I had not. He said that they make the air feel heavy

Thinking about the random girl I met that was applying to be a professional cuddler. I wonder if she got the job.

have any mutuals sufficiently become proficient in a language using the “input hypothesis” e.g. solely informal but compelling reading/listening immersion of ‘comprehensible input’ ?

Need one of those Ny neighborhoods for X city memes for everywhere I go

I’m a cloud

maybe the point of male existence is to subsidize hot girls

me with good taste: wow omg ur taste sucks

you think French ppl understand what goblin mode means

what’s it called when you’re doing something ironically but someone likes it earnestly ?

back in the day, poets were really on some shit

every Chief vibe officer needs a horde of meme lords

who’s got an Egyptian sarcophagus dealer?

so .. how did short king spring work out ?

he’s a 7 but his IFS parts are 4, 10, 8, 3.14159256359

accidentally searched for “incel” on google maps

Can I tell you a secret? You were the love of my life.. in a previous life.. but we grew apart