bit of light reading this arvo

anyway, here's horses

[kevin spacey voice] is that a steam deck?

I JUST FOUND OUT THE NAME DOLPH IS SHORT FOR DISC-GOLPH WTF

I dunno about you but if my dad ever asked me if I would be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned when I grow up I'd be like whoa slow down old man that's a pretty big ask, can't you just ask me to do my homework or something

"Pinkerton? More like Stinkerton!" - some music reviewer in 1996, probably

This is the gamer mug. Like if U understand

Bitcoins are cool and all but can you flip them and do magic tricks and shit with them? Didn't think so.

TAXONOMY OF BABIES Fur Babies: dogs, cats, rabbits, chinchillas Skin Babies: human children, snakes, lizards, shaved horses Flesh Babies: ??? Bone Babies: now we're getting somewhere

Me as a paying customer: this tipping culture that American companies are attempting to import is completely wrong. Employers should be paying fair wages and it's ridiculous to me tha Me as an underpaid delivery driver: 🤠🇺🇲aaand the hoOoOme of theeEeeEe *exhales* brAAaaAave 🇺🇲🤠

for a good time, replace the "lil" in rap names with "widdle"

Umm, I think you'll find that some of us *are* here to fuck spiders, thankyouverymuch

Thanks @google for holding my email account hostage unless I pay up

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO EDIT A PDF IN MICROSOFT WORD. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. THIS PATH ONLY LEADS TO PAIN AND MISFORTUNE. THERE IS NO POT OF GOLD AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW. SAY NO TO EDITING PDFS IN MICROSOFT WORD.