#lookingForWork Docs lead / Senior writer Chaos whisperer at @writethedocs. Mastodon: @plaindocs@chaos.social Ex Travis CI, Buildkite, EngFlow... he/him.

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DJ Fragile Toolchains - bane of insipid prose retweeted
I and a number for dev rel teams I know are looking for video editors, full and part time, who are good with taking raw live streams and engineering rambles and making shorts and such with them. Know anyone?
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Replying to @emergentvibe
I'm not in town at the mo, next time! 👋
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Replying to @AlexFornuto
It's a bit long for a t-shirt, but go on...
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I'm out. Leaving this signpost up for now, find me at - chaos.social/@plaindocs - bsky.app/profile/plaindocs.b… or an archive over at geographically.micro.blog/tw… Shout out to github.com/lucahammer/tweetX… So long #metal and #writethedocs folks, I'm still around just not here.
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DJ Fragile Toolchains - bane of insipid prose retweeted
Incredible reply. Outstanding. A modern art masterpiece.
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i understand finding matrix 4’s lack of subtlety grating but i would never wanna use metaphors again either if the metaphorical allegory i wrote before got co-opted by far right patriarchal fascists whose whole thing is to eradicate my entire people
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DJ Fragile Toolchains - bane of insipid prose retweeted
I mean... the fact I was actually blinking at this for at least 30 seconds before I was satisfied it was satire...
BREAKING: Home Secretary announces plan to set up task force to deport any EU lorry drivers who remain in the U.K. after 24th Dec. Ms Patel said “It is a special privilege for lorry drivers to be able come here and work and it shouldn’t be abused”
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DJ Fragile Toolchains - bane of insipid prose retweeted
but ANOTHER executive basically said “yeah bestie streaming doesnt compete with theaters, people overlap” and cited a recent study on how people who watch more movies at home are more likely to go see movies in a theater! yes! its symbiotic rather than parasitic!!
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DJ Fragile Toolchains - bane of insipid prose retweeted
“Can you explain this gap in your resume” yeah I made it in LaTeX and I don’t know how to make the paragraph breaks smaller
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DJ Fragile Toolchains - bane of insipid prose retweeted
People always say cyclists need to be more afraid of cars, because in a collision, the car wins. It doesn't have to be like that. We can _both_ lose.
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This is such a good example of the power of data visualization.
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Sure are an awful lot of tech companies who do location-based pay while also being incorporated in Delaware.
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If an employer pressures you to accept on the spot, you don’t want to work there. You might have to due to financial pressures for a time, but you won’t like being there. I promise.
Soooo my buddy is looking for a job. He got an offer yesterday and told the guy he wanted to think on it and would get back to him next week. Dude rescinded the offer. WTF?
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DJ Fragile Toolchains - bane of insipid prose retweeted
I’m available until March 17th (3 weeks) for sliding scale consulting. 🥰 Ask me questions about continuous integration (most familiar with/worked at Bitrise, CircleCI and Travis CI) or other things like career, iOS. PM me if you’re interested in making an 1 hour appointment.
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DJ Fragile Toolchains - bane of insipid prose retweeted
What is the best death metal album ever made?
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DJ Fragile Toolchains - bane of insipid prose retweeted
I’m looking for my next role! I’m a senior iOS engineer with 6 years of mixed experience in iOS, web (front-end and back-end), and customer facing support engineering. Looking to work remotely from Canada (EST) Please comment below or email [email protected] with leads. Thank you!
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DJ Fragile Toolchains - bane of insipid prose retweeted
I made a resource for working with the @SlackHQ Slash command API. Currently Go and Ruby Rest APIs and Lambda functions but I want to add more languages. Find it here: slash.wiki & the code here: github.com/slash-wiki. Please take a look & RT if you enjoy it. 🥺🙏
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DJ Fragile Toolchains - bane of insipid prose retweeted
Something I do want to point out is a form of bias in documentation. "If I understand something, it must be simple. If I don't understand it, it must be hard." I fall victim to this one ALL THE DAMN TIME. Every one of you reading this knows a "simple" thing that'd floor me.
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