Archivist, adventurer, and balancer of rocks.

Washington, DC
Joined August 2011
Kelly Revak retweeted
Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.
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Kelly Revak retweeted
BREAKING: An active bomb threat investigation on Capitol Hill forces evacuations as police search a vehicle near the Library of Congress LIVE COVERAGE facebook.com/fox5dc/videos/5…
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THEY NUKED TRUMP'S TWITTER
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Kelly Revak retweeted
Capitol Police knew today was coming, was planned and announced weeks ago.
Just a reminder of what those Capitol steps looked like during BLM protests. Miss me with the “overwhelmed” and “unprepared” law enforcement. There’s no such thing.
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PROTESTORS ENTER US CAPITOL BUILDING, CLIMBING FLOORS INDOORS
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This time of year I love watching the states change color.
Georgia flipped. The effort, the hours, the strategy and organizing. My god. The hurdles put in front of this happening and it happening anyway, my god. Just my god. What a fucking testament to people.
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Kelly Revak retweeted
This is what it looks like when a loser loses.
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Please share with friends and family in Georgia: If you voted absentee in Georgia, please check the status of your ballot now. If it was rejected, you have until 5pm on Friday, November 6, to fix it and make sure your vote counts. democrats.org/ga-ballot/
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Lt. Governor of Pennsylvania just now: “You can’t file a lawsuit against math. You can file a lawsuit against a ham sandwich, it doesn’t mean it’s going to go anywhere.”
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Keep the faith, folks.
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I want Savannah Guthrie to moderate every political debate ever. #presidentialtownhalls #PresidentialDebate2020
Mike Pence has never let a woman finish
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He'll show us his last negative test just as soon as the audit is done.
"Can I be honest?" - Trump Moderator - "The answer to that question is no". #PresidentialDebate
Yesterday I went on a pilgrimage to the Supreme Court. There I saw a guy attempting to roll down the steps. Sideways. Like how you might roll down a grassy hill. Only this hill was made of marble. (Continued..)
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Luckily he was nearing the landing and landed safe, yet surely bruised, into the totally non-plussed waiting security guards arms.
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I will always regret not getting a video of this. I guess this is just the world now. #Ruthless