Pierre Laporte (@pingtimeout) profile picture

Senior software engineer at @Dremio, Mastodon:@pingtimeout@pouet.chapril.org

Lille, France
Joined May 2010
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Replying to @slandelle
@slandelle It’s been a while since I wrote a Gatling simulation. I just found out that all the old documentation links are gone. No redirect, completely dead. What is the new location for the cheat sheet with all DSL functions ?
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Oh ? J’ai l’application Orange Téléphone (iOS) alors que je ne suis pas client chez eux. Elle est gratuite et elle fait l’anti spam. Il n’y a pas d’équivalent sur Android ?
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Replying to @OlivierCroisier
Installe une application anti spam et active les appels silencieux provenant de numéros qui ne sont pas dans ton carnet d’adresses, problème réglé
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Btw this reminds me about @yomilly 's talk from strangeloop whalequench.club/blog/2019/0…. I wonder how this could look like in the LLM age with Whisper Turbo and proper fine tuning...
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And yet, you nailed it and were hired !
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Replying to @qlex_
On pourrait te demander de lancer le binaire de la dernière release pour ne pas « perdre de temps à compiler pendant l’entretien ». Et rien ne garantit que le binaire est conforme au code source publié.
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Replying to @BriceDutheil
Our migration from Maven to Bazel is only ~25% complete and I feel it will take multiple man-months worth of effort to finish. On top of the ones already used. Time to bring back xkcd 1205 xkcd.com/1205/
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Pierre Laporte retweeted
🐝 Using #eBPF to detect noisy neighbors at Netflix! Our latest blog post explains how we leverage eBPF to continuously instrument the Linux scheduler, which helps us detect CPU contention in multitenant environments. netflixtechblog.com/noisy-ne…
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Replying to @gunnarmorling
Sooo, is the next challenge going to be 1BLC (1 billion lines of code) ? 😁
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Replying to @Collabblues
Sacrilège ! Une irrégularité dans le scrutin ! Le lien pour écouter « Il tape sur des bambous » renvoie vers les Spice Girls ! #complot #NousSachons
Replying to @noctarius2k
Well I will be taking my zoom calls on your machine then 😁
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Zoom is down, time to panic
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Pierre Laporte retweeted
Psst @dadoonet, @rmannibucau, @nmartignole, @LostInBrittany, @aurelievache, @glaforge, @agoncal, @hsablonniere, @aheritier, @karesti, @pingtimeout, @xbourguignon Could you help us reach out to more people? 🙏 Last time 50% of attendees made their 1st contribution to FLOSS 🤩
Attention everyone! Hack.Commit.Push is back in person on November 5th, hosted by @Scaleway_fr at their offices in Paris. Would you like to learn how contribute to an Open Source project? Here's your chance! Seasoned FLOSS developer? Join us for some hacking fun!
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Pierre Laporte retweeted
Attention everyone! Hack.Commit.Push is back in person on November 5th, hosted by @Scaleway_fr at their offices in Paris. Would you like to learn how contribute to an Open Source project? Here's your chance! Seasoned FLOSS developer? Join us for some hacking fun!