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Pierre Laporte

@pingtimeout

Senior software engineer at @Dremio, Mastodon:@pingtimeout@pouet.chapril.org

 Lille, France
pingtimeout.fr
Joined May 2010
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Week 2 at new job, investigating a memory leak. The generational count of literally all objects goes through the roof, including these. Pretty good confirmation of a classloader leak! Brings back memories, right @kcpeppe?
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To think it took me 10 days to learn about this... If Blink 182 Wrote 'No Scrubs' youtu.be/MdCjDogoYFY
If Blink 182 Wrote 'No Scrubs'

If Blink 182 Wrote 'No Scrubs'

While the message of this song may not have aged well (we're all ou...

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Trop bien, le #vaccin #COVID19 est adapté en fonction de ton niveau de frustration!
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Un peu de #dataviz avant/pendant le #confinement2
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Réveillé en pleine nuit par les bruits d'une drôle de bestiole, quelqu'un saurait à quel animal ces cris correspondent? Un rongeur? Un oiseau? RT appréciés !
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Replying to @richardstartin
I found youtu.be/gxAaO2rsdIs quite interesting, even for toy models. We cannot eradicate, really
🎵Super bad transmittable contagious awful virus, a song that should go viral youtube.com/watch?v=ykieEE1j…
Ce soir, c’est #MachineLearning au @chtijug !
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Ca change de la recette de Raymond Oliver ! youtube.com/watch?v=YbxWMDdV…
Nina Métayer (@NinaMetayer) profile pictureNina Métayer@NinaMetayer29 Jan 2020
C’est la Chandeleur dimanche 😋 Une petite recette de crêpes ? #recette #crepes #chandeleur #pateacrepe #recipe #pastry #pastrychef #pastryart
Replying to @Apple
@Apple les critères de validité de mon nouveau mot de passe, c'est du chinois...
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CPU wa>50%, reminds me about fallacies like "but my SAN is really fast"
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Tellement je t'aime youtube.com/watch?v=UCqIT7ST…
Simply put, #DataStaxAccelerate
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Replying to @jeanhelou @hguemar
Un poulailler automatique ?
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Not so satisfying
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Replying to @ygrenzinger
@ygrenzinger t’es cité dans une très bonne conf #chtijug
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+1, with the first 6 seconds of youtube.com/watch?v=YUMMRCyc… xitter.cf/kellabyte/status/10036…
Kelly Sommers (@kellabyte) profile pictureKelly Sommers@kellabyte4 Jun 2018
Woke up to 300 replies from grumpy devs about GitHub. Guys this is 2018. Microsoft has one of the kindest, most inclusive CEO’s out there. You demanded they changed. They have. You demanded they embrace open source. They have. Now it’s your turn to change and forgive.
"We have customers who have been with @DataStax as long as I have who have not experienced a single second of data platform downtime." says DataStax's Robin Schumacher #AlwaysOn bit.ly/2p6KXb6
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On est bien là
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