@pine985

formerly john f kennedy parody account

 chicago
Joined September 2024
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bearki
@bearkiOct 19
it’s been 5 minutes
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 19
JUST IN: Trump declares the midterm polls β€œare rigged.”
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In America the president threatens you with healthcare
Sigurdur Nordal
@essenviewsOct 18
Trump: If Democrats win, β€œYou’re going to be thrown into a system where everyone gets healthcare.”
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this image is the only thing that's keeping me going honestly
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I genuinely do not understand people who hate Skyler White
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milaa@milanesxaOct 18
#thebeatles azteca πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€
milaa@milanesxaOct 18
ACABO DE TENER UNA VISIΓ“N
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Because uncle killed my pussy, okay?
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Replying to @DekuSeedot
someone once said the phrase truthnuclear holocaust to me and my boyfriend and we haven't stopped thinking about it since
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My entire feed has been French people actually protesting then this video popped up on my feed The US will never get anything done if protests stay like this
Brendan Gutenschwager
@BGOnTheScene18 Oct 2025
Demonstrators dancing at a β€œNo Kings” protest today in Chicago
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I think every country should have an SNL and every four years they compete in a kind of world cup
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 17
β€˜SNL’ (UK) takes a jab at Shane Gillis following his controversial β€˜SNL’ (US) monologue.
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Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 17
β€˜SNL’ (UK) takes a jab at Shane Gillis following his controversial β€˜SNL’ (US) monologue.
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NFL
@NFLOct 17
Bears planning to start QB Caleb Williams (hamstring) on Sunday vs. Falcons. (via @rapsheet)
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caleb i need you
Bears Communications
@BearsPROct 16
#Bears Injury Report
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hes exactly who he thinks he is respect the bob
jimmy
@jimmysoldoutOct 15
who the hell was sponge feeling like😭😭😭
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girl at the Starbucks drive thru recognized me as a customer from her other fast food job
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hey bro i think we need to quit lighting our penis on fire and get jobs
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Lei@ReaganahmicsOct 15
Maybe if you listened to Al Gore it wouldn’t be 80 degrees in October
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cut my life into penis
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how it feels to be the only one not standing for the pledge
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