formerly john f kennedy parody account

chicago
Joined September 2024
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im actually going to start changing my account now. slowly though so you guys know im changing it. no longer will i be jfk
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JUST IN: Trump declares the midterm polls β€œare rigged.”
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In America the president threatens you with healthcare
Trump: If Democrats win, β€œYou’re going to be thrown into a system where everyone gets healthcare.”
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this image is the only thing that's keeping me going honestly
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this is genuinely how i think when i feel hopeless
this image is the only thing that's keeping me going honestly
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I genuinely do not understand people who hate Skyler White
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ACABO DE TENER UNA VISIΓ“N
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Because uncle killed my pussy, okay?
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Replying to @DekuSeedot
someone once said the phrase truthnuclear holocaust to me and my boyfriend and we haven't stopped thinking about it since
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My entire feed has been French people actually protesting then this video popped up on my feed The US will never get anything done if protests stay like this
Demonstrators dancing at a β€œNo Kings” protest today in Chicago
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applying to schools for polisci but like what can i even do with that degree. im actually going to end up homeless
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I think every country should have an SNL and every four years they compete in a kind of world cup
β€˜SNL’ (UK) takes a jab at Shane Gillis following his controversial β€˜SNL’ (US) monologue.
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β€˜SNL’ (UK) takes a jab at Shane Gillis following his controversial β€˜SNL’ (US) monologue.
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Bears planning to start QB Caleb Williams (hamstring) on Sunday vs. Falcons. (via @rapsheet)
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hes exactly who he thinks he is respect the bob
who the hell was sponge feeling like😭😭😭
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i remember i got a 60 on a test once so i retook and got a 59
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girl at the Starbucks drive thru recognized me as a customer from her other fast food job
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