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Pete C

@peteec

I am a human living in the year 2026

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Joined May 2009
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22 yrs ago today, after a long zoning dispute with local officials that ruined his business, welder Marvin Heemeyer had enough & created the Killdozer. He destroyed the mayor’s house, the judge’s house, town hall, the police station, & the bank - while avoiding hurting civilians or their property. Happy Killdozer Day to those who celebrate 🎊
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Trump bombing Iran during the Super Bowl halftime show so NBC is forced to cut away from Bad Bunny might be the funniest thing he could possibly do.
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Calling the number on the for rent sign and making dolphin noises
Matt Van Swol (@mattvanswol) profile pictureMatt Van Swol
@mattvanswol4 Oct 2025
🚨#BREAKING: Yet ANOTHER home has fallen into the ocean in the Outer Banks of North Carolina. This brings the total now to 9 homes that have collapsed in the past 96 hours.
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IF YOU PROMOTE THE VIOLENCE ON THE TWITTER I BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU PUT YOU IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH AND BREAK YOUR FUCKING BACK AND MAKE YOU HUMBLE.
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What happened to just being a good person? 🤔
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It’s fitting that these two stories are going viral at the same time. They are very much related. The reason the guy on the right was out on the street is because our criminal justice system is run by, and tailored to the sensitivities of, women like the one on the left.
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JUST ANNOUNCED: NOBODY GIVES A FUCK
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We’re looking for a drummer for our band The Drummer Murderers
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BREAKING: Elon Musk says he is looking into bringing back Vine.
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We should rename Greenland Redwhiteandblueland
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Les Claypool from Primus auditioned for Metallica & this bass rendition of ‘Master of Puppets’ proves it would’ve been wild! 😝🤘
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The Trump era has begun. The Dora balloon was just led off in handcuffs.
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In Walnut Creek, California, anyone who turns in his gun can get free therapy. And anyone who doesn't turn in his gun can get free anything.
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So you’re saying a Cheney is making up a threat?
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IF IT’S BEEN 7 HOURS AND 15 DAYS SINCE YOU TOOK YOUR LOVE AWAY I SWEAR TO THE JESUS I AM GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING NECK
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BREAKING: Tony Hinchcliffe, host of "Kill Tony" to speak at Trump’s Madison Square Garden rally
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HE’S GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE
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@Phil_Lewis_10 Sep 2024
Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl says he recently became the father of "a new baby daughter, born outside of my marriage"
davestruestories I've recently become the father of a new baby daughter, born outside of my marriage. I plan to be a loving and supportive parent to her. I love my wife and my children, and I am doing everything I can to regain their trust and earn their forgiveness. We're grateful for your consideration toward all the children involved, as we move forward together. - Dave

ALT davestruestories I've recently become the father of a new baby daughter, born outside of my marriage. I plan to be a loving and supportive parent to her. I love my wife and my children, and I am doing everything I can to regain their trust and earn their forgiveness. We're grateful for your consideration toward all the children involved, as we move forward together. - Dave

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There goes my hero, Dave Grohl!
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Joe Morello performing a drum solo on the legendary tune “Take Five” … alongside Paul Desmond on saxophone, Dave Brubeck on piano and Eugene Wright on bass…
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The 2nd amendment is the only reason long-term that the 1st amendment will be upheld
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