@petecarson

ancient crystals beneath the castle and all that

 Edinburgh
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Joined February 2009
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fellas! i have a podcast now! but i haven't bothered to promote it on here because twitter fucking sucks now ahah youtu.be/vc-k8ka5Y0w?si=lMdT…
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come say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens
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quitting the internet
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is anyone still here? *echo, echo*
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opening kids letters to santa
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new vid royal highland show type beat youtu.be/2DL1mCgs3WY?si=d3gj…
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new vids coming soon through my new youtube blaster "shot from a cannon" youtube.com/@shotfromcannon?…
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youtu.be/C8JZvo0lJ-0?si=kE43…
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welcome to my award show
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Mara Joy@marajoyloves11 Aug 2024
Tonight I will be touching the tips of @petecarson and @CobinMillage! I will be doing something very stupid, potentially involving the late John Hurt... tickets.edfringe.com/whats-o…
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#tweetthemedia hey check out my show "merry christmas, mr carson" which may or may not be about christmas and is just an hour of stand up by one of edinburghs most ginger locals tickets.edfringe.com/whats-o…
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if you don't come to the show, we'll kill santa claus tickets.edfringe.com/whats-o…
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touching tips @CobinMillage but still just buy tickets to my solo show right come on tickets.edfringe.com/whats-o…
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come to the show or ill be beaten up by a bunch of perrier show cunts tickets.edfringe.com/whats-o…
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Phantom Thieves Successfully Clear Biden’s Palace hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

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i thought biden was doing really well tbh
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I love how "Austin Powers-core" is a legitimately great musical subgenre. Elvis Costello & Burt Bacharach, Broadcast, Cardigans, Nancy Sinatra, The Flaming Lips, Quincy Jones, Wondermints, Sergio Mendes & Brasil '66, this killer electro psych-pop cut from Madonna.
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@notgwendalupe7 Jul 2024
25 years ago, Madonna released 'Beautiful Stranger' xitter.cf/youknowwhat6504/status…
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I have many shows at this year’s Edinburgh Fringe. My debut solo show, Touching Tips with the handsome @petecarson , and a fully improvised solo show. Come see them, for they shall be a hoot and a half plus an extra half of a hoot to make it two full hoots. Ticket Link in bio
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welcome to my tree @CobinMillage
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Closing tonight's Fresh Comedy Show @blackfriarsgla 8pm kick off with some cracking acts Free entry but you can reserve your seat like the Sexy Bastard you are now! eventbrite.co.uk/e/fresh-com…
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I remember the first day I got sky TV very vividly because it was also the same day as 9/11. we turned off the news to watch cartoon network
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