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Teenage Perkbag baybee

@perkee

I once sold shirts at an upstate Macy’s

 New York, NY
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Free 🎞️ treatment: Wesley Snipes plays self like JCVD, The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent. Broke, reluctantly attends 30yr screening/panel of TWF,TfE!JN. Attacked by right wing terrorists. He has to go Passenger 57 and save the day, realizes conflict makes us pick a side.
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Tom Sydney Kerckhove@kerckhove_tsNov 6
Me when writing code: It's fine, the reviewer will check this. Me when reviewing code: It's fine, the author will have checked this.
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Patrick Wyman (@Patrick_Wyman) profile picturePatrick Wyman@Patrick_WymanOct 30
I'm 2/3 of the way done with my novel. I'm doing it, guys. 376 AD: A Goth travels beyond the Danube and into barbarian lands to rescue his son, who's being held captive by the king of the Huns, with the aid of his brother, a Roman cavalry officer.
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Idris Elba playing Stringer Bell in The Wire delivering the line “I want you to put the word out there that we back up.”

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Evan Czaplicki (@evancz) profile pictureEvan Czaplicki@evanczOct 5
Elm 0.19.3 is out today! ✨ elm-lang.org/news/another-st… ✨ Explains the rough roadmap for the next few releases. We are preparing for some exciting improvements and features! 😊
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Hire Aron! He’s a groovy cat!
Chase Saunders (@MaineFrameworks) profile pictureChase Saunders@MaineFrameworksSep 1
Anyone looking for a very smart dev in UK? Please check out my man @Aron_Adler. He's in London area, ideally looking for hybrid work but for the right FP role he'll consider remote. He's also open to remote contract. Btw he is not only brilliant but humble and kind.
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Evan Czaplicki (@evancz) profile pictureEvan Czaplicki@evanczAug 18
Acadia is out today! Bringing the benefits of @elmlang to SQLite and PostgreSQL: - Friendly error messages - Custom types for precise column data - Simple module system for easy reuse Check it out! acadia.engineering/blog/reth…
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Evan Czaplicki (@evancz) profile pictureEvan Czaplicki@evanczJul 6
New @elmlang release today! 🎉 0.19.2 🥳 Incremental builds of 850k lines of Elm in <350ms. Gearing up for a batch of smaller releases as we head towards Elm 1.0. elm-lang.org/news/faster-bui…
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There are people living different lives from you all over the world and that’s beautiful.
Cameron (@e_goeth) profile pictureCameron
@e_goethJun 18
Was thinking of Aesop Rock recently. The irrelevancy of his music is such that you kind of have to do a mental double-take to confirm that he even existed. Almost feels like he is some conjured up false memory. I am pretty sure I am the first person to mention him in the 2020s
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Joshua Goodman@jshgdmnJun 12
barbara ehrenreich showing up to game 5 in the KNICKEL AND DIMED shirt
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Jessie Frazelle (@jessfraz) profile pictureJessie Frazelle
@jessfrazMay 15
Never trust a skinny chef Never trust a buff programmer
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Your favorite executive is a Marxian economist and every football coach understands the importance of Maoist praxis
College Transfer Portal (@CollegeFBPortal) profile pictureCollege Transfer Portal
@CollegeFBPortalMar 25
NEW: Colorado coaches make their players form a circle, share their mistakes from practice, and do up-downs… You can’t make this up 😂
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lucy@wetherspoonsgf21 Nov 2023
hwæt! they don't love you like i love you
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ron (@Aron_Adler) profile picture
ron
@Aron_AdlerJan 15
every so often I'm reminded there's a whole other world out there
Milan Jovanović (@mjovanovictech) profile pictureMilan Jovanović
@mjovanovictechJan 14
Here's a simplified Result class implementation that I use in my projects. I use it to make it explicit that a method can fail. The result carries an error describing what went wrong. No more throwing exceptions. Much more explicit public API.
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Thread of AoC 2025 solutions as oneliners in no order
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3.1 document.body.innerText.trim().split('\n').reduce((s, line) => { let max = -Infinity; for(let i = 0; i < line.length; ++i){ for(let j = i + 1; j < line.length; ++j){ max = Math.max(max, Number(line[i] + line[j])) } } return s + max; }, 0)
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4.1 ellie-app.com/xjy5GdGvdZ3a1
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AWS Lagos = Next Event (@Saamu_Eleja) profile pictureAWS Lagos = Next Event
@Saamu_Eleja24 Nov 2025
What’s the lore behind your choice of university?
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Writing an open source PR that I don’t think would be a good candidate for merging
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