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Being awesomely boring is tiring!

Joined January 2012
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Она такая недовольненькая🤗🤗🤗как будто на 100% готова к одомашниванию, вы посмотрите на этот еблетик, ну чисто же «вкусни не дали, говно спиздили, сидят на моем кресле»
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Downing Street’s chief mouser, Larry the Cat, celebrates fifteen years in the job this weekend. He’s been a symbol of continuity in a time of political turbulence. Our @itvnews report tonight on when Harry met Larry
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Figured I'd post that my little side hustle wool.n.gems will be at this market this weekend. If you're in the area I hope to see you!
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This motherfucker ran a solid kingdom and I think some acknowledgement of that is overdue. Low crime, clean streets, quality monarch.
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Couple of billionaires having a hissy little catfight. Who gives a shit? The world actually has problems.
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🕊️ April 6, 2025 – Honouring the Humboldt Broncos, 7 Years Later 💚💛 Today, we pause to remember the 16 lives lost and the 13 lives forever changed in the Humboldt Broncos bus crash on April 6, 2018. Seven years later, the pain of that day is still felt deeply across Canada and beyond. But so too is the powerful legacy of Logan Boulet and the incredible ripple effect of his decision to register as an organ donor. His selfless act inspired over 150,000 Canadians to follow his lead — a movement now known as the Logan Boulet Effect. 💚 On this solemn anniversary, Green Shirt Day stands with the families, teammates, first responders, and all who continue to carry this loss in their hearts. 💚 We honour the memory of the Broncos by continuing to share their story and encourage organ donor registration across the country. 💚 Let us continue to turn tragedy into hope — one green shirt, one conversation, one donor registration at a time. 📅 Green Shirt Day is tomorrow — April 7. Wear green to honour Logan, the Broncos, and to inspire organ donor awareness and registration. Together, we can make a difference. #GreenShirtDay #LoganBouletEffect #HumboldtBroncos #OrganDonation #HumboldtStrong #April6 #RememberTheBroncos
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85 year old man walked with handmade invites to each neighbor for "a party starting at 4pm until the cops come" 🥲
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Community Notes goes hard 😂
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If I send you this it means you’re being a man
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Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.
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Melissa retweeted
I need your help: please amplify my voice and share! I struggled for years with severe treatment-resistant depression. I tried r-TMS 🧠🧲 and was a partial responder, helping to alleviate some symptoms! Except I need maintenance treatments, and AHS doesn’t fund those. #abhealth
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The Millennial anthem every word rings true (except I'm in my 40s)
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Sorry what did you say I was thinking about the moment in Hard Target where Jean-Claude Van Damme unveils his leg like it’s a gun
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An 11 year old Jeff Cohen (Chunk from THE GOONIES), full of charisma and laughs in an interview for British chat show, Wogan.
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Six years later, still #HumboldtStrong. The hockey community remembers the 16 lost and the 13 injured. 💚💛 Six ans plus tard, Humboldt est toujours dans nos pensées. La communauté du hockey se souvient des 16 disparus et des 13 blessés. 💚💛 @HumboldtBroncos
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Did Stefano DiMera kidnap Kate Middleton?
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