the red dragon prevails

Joined October 2022
My neighbourhoods lights just flickered a fair amount. I'm praying the grid doesn't run on php.
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Switch your terminal font to comic sans
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If you have any kind of payment processing on your PHP site - regardless of if you use Stripe or any other method to defer CC on your server, act now before you get pwnd. You can easily end up capturing CC details on your service, and become Common Point of Purchase.
The PHP security team is giving advance notice: Upcoming security release Wed, Oct 21st 2026, 14:00UTC, two critical vulnerabilities, both rated CVSSv4 9.2. PHP users are encouraged to prepare to update. Earlier release if details become public or active exploit evidence.
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Welsh Reform announces its Anti Ireland policy
Vote Reform to stop the boats within 100 days.
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one day you wrote console.log("here") for the last time and didn't even know it
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I’m Cavalier King Charles Spaniel nationalist.
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Risk and the mitigation of risk. Thank you, please attend my Ted Talk.
Cliveden House burnt down in 1849. The architect behind Parliament rebuilt it in two years. Now, Parliament has spent over a decade just planning its own repairs. What happened to the country that built things? 👇
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i hate breaking containment
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Princeps retweeted
Your universe has no meaning to them. They will not try to understand. They will make a fire with your 1st edition Charizard.
INFO 🚨🇫🇷 | Des centaines de cartes Pokémon retrouvées éparpillées sur plusieurs mètres dans les rues de Lille, après l’incendie du magasin « Le Coin des Barons ».
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Feed me Habsburgs
Habsburgs are back with a simple plan: unite Central Europe to help turn the EU into an empire. "The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born"
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Yeah like "Washington", what ya washing over there?
The Europeans constantly make fun of our "funny" state names and its always the ones named after Native Amercian tribes. 👀
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When will we get the first Tory femboy MP?
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We must do something about the Americanisation of our retards
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Boomers have watched so much History Channel they think they did it. We wuz tommy atkins.
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Replying to @pendefig
We fought and won some wars, the Cold War, the Falkands, the Gulf War, Bosnia, Kosovo, Sierra Leone etc. I was personally in most of those.
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Do boomers seriously think they're the ones who fought the war? >1950s as the pinnacle of Boomer created Rights and Freedoms. Demented generation.
Replying to @pendefig
European Convention on Human Rights (1950): Signed by the UK in 1950 (entering into force in 1953), establishing foundational civil and political rights at the European level. Sexual Offences Act (1967): Partially decriminalized private homosexual acts between consenting men aged 21 and over in England and Wales. Abortion Act (1967): Legalized abortion under specific medical and social grounds in Great Britain. Race Relations Acts (1965, 1968, 1976): Outlawed racial discrimination in public places, housing, employment, and the provision of goods and services. Equal Pay Act (1970): Prohibited less favorable treatment regarding pay and conditions between men and women doing the same or similar work. Sex Discrimination Act (1975): Made discrimination based on sex or marital status illegal in employment, education, and training. Human Rights Act (1998): Brought the rights contained in the European Convention on Human Rights directly into UK domestic law, allowing individuals to pursue human rights claims in British courts.
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Getting a TV Licensing popup as you login to Pornhub with your chub in your hand.
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Enumerate the rights and freedoms you have created please.
Replying to @pendefig
When you have lost the rights and freedoms we carved out for you, you may change your tune.
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Boomers over the next 5 years are going to be at their most dangerous as they lose power and attempt to live the story they worshipped from the silent generation
Preparation for the Defence Readiness Bill, which will be in the King's Speech? It will give government mobilisation powers - people will need to accept that they may be asked to do more if needed.
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We need to talk about the pensioner occupied government
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