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Family Guy recently made a Civil War version of "Who's on First" that had me crying laughing. It had no business being that good.
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Leftists are so dysgenic and effeminate that they made the fat comic book guy look like a total chad
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Official Xbox 360 Magazine Issue #9 (2006)
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I am somehow both the model of modern male failure - unemployed, single, in my 30s, living in a HMO; and an independent person living life on my own terms, healthy, debt free, without resentment nor malice, not bogged down by persistent relationship failures. Free as a bird.
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Anakin Skywalker: "If you're not with me, then you're my enemy."
Obi-Wan Kenobi: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must."
Anakin Skywalker: "You will try."
Me in the back of the theater in 2005:

























