Joined September 2018
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Wildlife comes in all shapes, sizes and…gymnastic abilities. 🤸‍♂️ For National Wildlife Day, we're highlighting this rough-skinned newt (Taricha granulosa) from the Pacific Northwest. Rough-skinned newts are known for their bright orange bellies and their ability to produce a powerful toxin that helps protect them from predators. They also have some unusual behaviors, including this defensive posture known as an “unkenreflex.” We're not sure what this move is called in the gymnastics world, but we're impressed! From amphibians to mammals, wildlife has evolved a wide range of adaptations and behaviors that help animals survive in their environments. USGS science is used by managers, policy makers, and others for decisions that conserve and enhance healthy fish and wildlife populations across the U.S. Learn more about the USGS Species Management Research Program: ow.ly/LCWs50ZJy0f 📸: Rough-skinned newt in defensive posture, EPA ponds, Corvallis, OR. Credit: Brome McCreary, USGS #NationalWildlifeDay
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putting a hickey on her neck where he got shot for the kirkversary
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Fun fact: There was a few months this past spring where Hamas and Congress had the same approval rating (10%)
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Me: gets up briefly in the night due to insomnia My cat: mother this is amazing, I have been saying for YEARS that we should have breakfast at 3:30
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a boyfriend is basically a guy you can just kind of bite or chew
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explaining 9/11 to gen alpha: imagine a much taller charlie kirk
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The lawyers getting caught making out in the park is not panopticism, panopticism is no one dancing at the club because they're afraid of getting recorded. Lawyers getting caught making out in the park is control society.
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I don’t like the new subway car displays telling you which car/ side of the station you are closest to. Eliminates the knowledge gap between ball knowers and non-ball knowers
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It’s very funny for the “foreigners are coming to our country to do crime!” law and order hacks to go abroad, break the law, and then cry about getting punished for it.
Fox News crew in Beijing got ticketed by CCP surveillance cameras after illegally parking for just two minutes.
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Generations are mostly a fake concept, except when a historic event like WWII actually creates a stark dividing line in lived experience based on age. COVID was one of those events, and yet we're not allowed to change where the line is because of some Salon thinkpiece in 2016.
there’s a much harder and clearer difference between older zoomers and younger zoomers than there is between younger zoomers and all of gen alpha
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My wife spins cocoons for disadvantaged caterpillars who aren't able to do so themselves and I'm a contractor for Northrop Grumman and our budget for a home is $1.8 million
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Reasons to use an em dash: 1) reclaim it from the machines 2) you don't know what a semicolon is for 3) it has incredible vibes
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Why don't these countries unite? Are they stupid?
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Being into guys and smoking weed is a ridiculous combo! It really is! I just tried to smoke some of the kief from my grinder, but I ended up contacting Keith from Grindr! Yup. It's official. Marijuana mixed with an interest in men is a recipe for disaster! Hijinks WILL ensue.
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the best thing about cats truly isn’t that they’re cuddly and playful and adorable… it’s that they’re weird. they’re so weird. you will laugh 90% more with a cat in your house because they’re always inventing new ways to be bizarre
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🚨After 29 hours, our electrical system is fully operational again. In Latin America, it can take weeks to restore national electrical grids. The fact that Cuban electrical workers accomplished this in such short time is a testament to the tenacity, and ingenuity of our people.
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They’re pissing me off at the pissing me off factory
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it’s that time of night when i stare at my cat in disbelief that he just exists and lives in my home
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