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it’s a serious offence.

are you a psychiatrist? how do YOU know what’s crazy?

i know! it’s so disgusting what people think they can get away with.

the cops? HAHAHAHA! dude, i kill cops all the time. they’re totally useless, and half of them are criminals themselves!

a dead jaywalker can’t reoffend.

what? no, dude. it’s my whole thing. i’m ridding the streets of dangerous criminals and bigots.

damn! i mean, it’s good that you’re not experiencing domestic violence i guess, but i’m really fucking itching to take someone out with this chainsaw.

are you experiencing domestic violence? i love gay people by the way. i’m super woke don’t worry.

are you being harassed? i’ll take care of it man no worries

WHO WANTS TO SEE MY FAMOUS BUTT DANCE.

/ ahem. allow me to relearn how to write adrian i miss him so much im bringing him back

CURSED? more like BLESSED!

one time he took a rotisserie chicken from our fridge but i think he might’ve just needed some protein to complete his sleigh ride!!!!!

it’s not trespassing, i give him permission.

WHOS EXCITED FOR SANTA??

/ lrt is where im most active !!!

are you a fucking brony

i keep thinking of this bird game but i don’t remember the name. and boy these birds they are not pleased at all