@sobertodcath

β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β €β € i’d rather be a matchstick than a lighter … i’d like to see the wood curl up and burn. β€”β€” death counter: 9

 mun 24, she/him, mdni
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Joined December 2024
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oh yeah oh yeah its doggy time.
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let’s eat grass together @darklydowns
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β€œ … excuse me? ” head tilt. β€œ no? … i’m just sayin’ you shouldn’t be peggin’ folks for liars when you don’t know them. ”
α…³ π–—π–”π–™π–™π–Žπ–“π–Œ π–‡π–Šπ–†π–šπ–™π² .@pristinedoves1h
β€œare you seeking to punish me in any way?”
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[ shrinking back away from the flames , ears pinned. letting out a loud yelp as a fistful of hair is tugged on. grrrr. ] let go β€˜a me! i’m fuckin’ hungry!
✴︎ 𝒅𝒐𝒍𝒍-π’π’Šπ’Œπ’† 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅@cottagemania2h
( hands point towards him, shooting more fire. she approaches to snatch the plate, pulling his hair back. ) get the fuck out my farm!
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β€œ y’ oughta be sorry! callin’ me a liar like that. i don’t lie. β€˜specially not about anything serious like lycanthropy. ”
α…³ π–—π–”π–™π–™π–Žπ–“π–Œ π–‡π–Šπ–†π–šπ–™π² .@pristinedoves2h
β€œI just... felt you were not being honest, I apologize.”
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[ trying to scarf down the whole meal , plate and all. ]
✴︎ 𝒅𝒐𝒍𝒍-π’π’Šπ’Œπ’† 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅@cottagemania2h
( running towards him. )
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β€œ and i answered. so that should be that. ”
α…³ π–—π–”π–™π–™π–Žπ–“π–Œ π–‡π–Šπ–†π–šπ–™π² .@pristinedoves2h
β€œwhich is not a harmful thing... that is why I asked.”
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[ SCAMPERS ] no!!!
✴︎ 𝒅𝒐𝒍𝒍-π’π’Šπ’Œπ’† 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅@cottagemania2h
come back here! ( stomping towards him )
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β€œ guess that’s all well and good. but personally , i think you oughta mind your own business. maybe i’m just embracing my inner wolfkin … ”
α…³ π–—π–”π–™π–™π–Žπ–“π–Œ π–‡π–Šπ–†π–šπ–™π² .@pristinedoves4h
β€œI've seen plenty of things others couldn't belive, so I think I'm allowed to be curious.”
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[ yipping and scrambling away! sad dog whining. ]
✴︎ 𝒅𝒐𝒍𝒍-π’π’Šπ’Œπ’† 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅@cottagemania2h
( shooting fire towards him )
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ALL BARK , NO BITE 🦴 (WEREDOG EVENT) retweeted
spooky pink slime princess@bettyjaws21h
when the heater kicks on for the first time in months and it smells like straight up fahrenheit
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ALL BARK , NO BITE 🦴 (WEREDOG EVENT) retweeted
elly@suzifumiOct 18
theyre remaking you in unreal engine 5 tomorrow bro. you're gonna have an over the shoulder camera now sorry man
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β€œ that’s your decision. but really , have you ever seen a guy with dog ears before? of course they aren’t real. ”
α…³ π–—π–”π–™π–™π–Žπ–“π–Œ π–‡π–Šπ–†π–šπ–™π² .@pristinedoves23h
squinting. β€œI don't believe you...”
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[ stealing your lunch while you aren’t looking. ]
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ALL BARK , NO BITE 🦴 (WEREDOG EVENT) retweeted
jeremy shepherd 🐾🩸@darklydowns6h
man im sorry for snapping at you. its just that i only got 8 hours of sleep last night, and i only had like, two pancakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausages for breakfast.
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ALL BARK , NO BITE 🦴 (WEREDOG EVENT) retweeted
THATCHER . πŸ¦‡@FAKED0CT0R15h
haha , sunday and what the fuck ever .
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[ whine! ] i’m not! i’m not starin’ at it no more.
MEOWLLIE! α― ΛΆ α―„@dreqdfulsorryOct 18
yeah that would be totally gross. why are you staring at it so hard dude.
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ALL BARK , NO BITE 🦴 (WEREDOG EVENT) retweeted
ALL BARK , NO BITE 🦴 (WEREDOG EVENT)@sobertodcathOct 4
chicken nuggets in pomni sauce
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ALL BARK , NO BITE 🦴 (WEREDOG EVENT) retweeted
ALL BARK , NO BITE 🦴 (WEREDOG EVENT)@sobertodcathJun 14
*excitedly smells* mm it smells good pomni
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ALL BARK , NO BITE 🦴 (WEREDOG EVENT) retweeted
ALL BARK , NO BITE 🦴 (WEREDOG EVENT)@sobertodcathSep 22
pomni sauce
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