Keen golfer and cricketer. Big rugby league and horse racing fan. Gooner. Fly fishing enthusiast.
Glasgow, Scotland
Joined April 2014
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Patrick Baines retweeted
Good morning friends. I speak to you from my retirement at my static caravan in Pitlochry where I continue to turn heads and raise eyebrows. I have some news which I will be deploying to you, the loyal punters, later today. Until then, just go about your business as best you can.
5 Live reporter just said ‘he missed an absolute sitter of a penalty’
Surely a penalty should never be referred to as a ‘sitter’ @FootballCliches
Patrick Baines retweeted
All credit to Justin Rose man. Was offered LIV bag but bet on himself, believing he could still compete in mid 40s and didn't want to jeopardize Ryder Cup status despite missing team in '21.
Patrick Baines retweeted
Don’t be using the envelope as the reason you didn’t win my dear US chums, Harris English was in it, not Jack Nicklaus.
Patrick Baines retweeted
Two days before the 2016 Brexit referendum, Daniel Hannan wrote about what life would be like in Britain on 24 June 2025 if we voted to Leave.
A week ago, he wrote in the Telegraph that Britain is turning into a third world country.
He got paid for both articles.
If Rory doesn’t win after that - maybe the worst shot ever seen in the circumstances - he is a completely broken man. Jesus almighty.
Match of the Day obviously the most relevant to UK audiences but there was something so special about this….
Saturday morning highlights from the week before then Parma v Fiorentina on a Sunday lunchtime.
Glorious.
Ullapool golf course on beautiful March morning. Not a breath of wind and warm enough to play in a shirt.
Patrick Baines retweeted
Hilarious and absolutely brutal.
Tice made to look an utter fool on the streets of Glasgow
Patrick Baines retweeted
This guy is the pits - the lethal cocktail of stupidity, ignorance and misplaced confidence.
Patrick Baines retweeted
They are disgusting people. Utterly without merit or saving grace. And so very, very, very small. Damn Trump and Vance to hell.
