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This is one of the greater self-owns of all time in the admittedly somewhat undignified history of the U.S. Senate, just how Eric Schmitt thinks he's fucking Matlock.
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I wrote the essay for the release of CANDY STRIPERS along with conducting the interview with director Bob Chinn that’s also included in the bevy of extras on the disc. What a thrill and an honor it was to work on the Blu ray debut of one of Bob’s best comedies of the 70’s!
Mélusine's August line-up is oh so live, and we think we've found the only way to raise the temperature even higher.
Is your heart-rate quickening? The CANDY STRIPERS will check your pulse. Quality X brings you a stunning new 4K restoration!
Meanwhile, Peekarama delivers another triple feature of exotic and erotic flicks: A THOUSAND AND ONE EROTIC NIGHTS I and II packaged with the adult crime thriller CHINA GIRL!
Last but not least, it's a Pulse Video deuxfer of French crime capers, L’INSATISFAITE, and L’AMOUR AUX TROUSSES!
🌡️Get them all at the @Melusine_X store!🌡️
Patrick Crain retweeted
A ride through the hinterlands of Serena’s storied screen career, with optional, full-running commentary by Serena, EFFERVESCENT: THE SERENA COLLECTION, VOL. 1. is a tremendous release that packs as much history into its presentation as it does fun.
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Patrick Crain retweeted
this entire government makes sense once you realize every single person in it is mentally 10 years old
The challenge coins being handed out by @FBIDirectorKash. Seems someone put a lot of thought into this.
Now watching - THE BLACK DAHLIA (2006) D. Brian De Palma
#theblackdahlia #briandepalma
Patrick Crain retweeted
Yall got so mad at Democrats for suggesting we tax corporations more fairly that you elected a guy who’s literally demanding private business give ownership of their companies to the government
Great job gang
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Happy, happy birthday to Bob Chinn, pantheon filmmaker, pioneer, friend, and the absolute best to ever do it!
#bobchinn
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Hiya, friends! Today’s de Renzy joint is a doozy as I uncover the magic that’s dusted all over the budget fairy tale LITTLE SISTERS (1972), de Renzy’s first successful stab at an adult narrative feature!
#littlesisters #alexderenzy
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Patrick Crain retweeted
Howdy, pardners! It’s high time to head on down to the Sewer Pipe Creek Saloon and listen to ol’ Shem spin the yarn of POWDER BURNS (1971), Alex de Renzy’s awkward stab at a narrative feature that barely counts as a movie.
#powderburns #alexderenzy
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Hoy hoy, folks! Today, I’m re-upping my piece on THAT COLD DAY IN THE PARK (1969), Robert Altman’s third feature film that only now is getting the attention it rightly deserves.
#thatcolddayinthepark #robertaltman
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Hi, friends! Welcome to the next episode in the brilliant career of Robert Altman! Today, we’re going to the moon with James Caan in COUNTDOWN, Altman’s big Hollywood debut from 1967!
#countdown #robertaltman
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Patrick Crain retweeted
This is an indictment of Trump, MAGA, and the right wing media. But no Republican will acknowledge that. And this shows how broken this nation has become.
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At the heart of Trumpism is a bitter anger driven by maladjusted weirdos who are determined to settle the score for all their imaginary slights. A group found they could build an audience being angry, nasty, and bitter. All the traits that most of society rejects as sad and unlikable. They professionalized being the kids who got attention by making farting sounds in the back of the room in the fourth grade.
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The Republican Party has spent the past 12 hours dragging a child online for showing love, emotion, and pride for his dad. This is exactly why they're going to lose in November.
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We've all offered advice to Harris-Walz on how to defend themselves on this or lay out an agenda on that. But I dunno, they're doing fine. Maybe they should just keep on being cheerful and upbeat? Spend this week celebrating our Olympics team, then a patriotic Dem convention?
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So Kamala Harris says she's committed to Fed independence after Trump and Vance attack it. Any praise for Harris from center-right think-tankers and commentators? Nah. Just as you'd not know from them that Biden-Harris economic policy has been pretty responsible and successful.

























