@owenharr

death is less important when the blazers lose.

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Joined May 2016
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Aaron Rodgers would fall in love with Elizabeth Holmes in thirty seconds.
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TITANS WIN LETS GO CARNELL TATE LETS GO JERMAINE JOHNSON LETS GO JC LATHAM WHAT A PERFORMANCE
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THE TENNESSEE TITANS HAVE WON A BALL GAME
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It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.
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No pussy that would buy a car from tesla would ever even think about disobeying the police
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@Arminn_AiOct 16
Nah this is crazy💀 Police chases are about to get a lot harder
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petah@pe_tsarOct 17
Virtually every university across North Carolina has lost its early voting site. This is a coordinated assault on youth & minority turnout.
News to Remember
@allchronologyOct 16
North Carolina A&T students marched an hour each way to vote on the first day of early voting after their campus polling site was removed by the Guilford County Elections Board. Proud 👏🏽
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cyrus@echothoOct 17
do you guys also fantasize about explaining stuff you like to others
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date idea: i drink an entire bottle of wine and you deal with the consequences.
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Ruby@RVBYRVBYOct 17
My ultimate sexual fantasy? Hmm…probably a clean home…a gym nearby…walkable city…a themed dinner party with my friends every month…a stable job
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(trying to describe spiderman quickly) He shoots Ropes
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can i come over and circle you like a shark
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Pukicho@pukichoOct 17
Try our famous local ice cream spot. It’s like normal ice cream except it’s here.
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TSA lady flagged me for too much jizz in my balls
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jonotin@jonotinnOct 16
I've shitted in bathrooms you wouldn't even piss in
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getting back into it
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Elon Musk flips a vehicle upside down and everyone claps and cheers. But when Tiger Woods does it, suddenly everyone wants to take away his driver’s license and prescription painkillers
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Easton Freeze
@eastonfreezeOct 16
Some of the essay responses from my Titans fan survey are absolutely brutal. But there’s so much more to these results than just this. See it all right here: atozsports.com/nfl/tennessee…
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Yea blazers need to start scoot. Lineup opening night should be Starter/Backup Scoot/Ja Dame/Jrue Deni/Vit Toumani/Sidy Clingan/Rob
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Things we learned recently: -Data centers are bot farms -Bot farms sway elections -Billionaires want data centers Do the math.
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Scoot Henderson 4/5 from three in 16 mins
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