Missed my bus and had 5 minutes to run to the next station before I was going to miss school and this guy I've never seen before pulled up on his motorcycle and said "Get on."

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Bob the Angry Flower · Oct 20, 2026 · 7:43 PM UTC

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Bob the Angry Flower@BobTAngryFlowerOct 20

#bobtheangryflower

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RemakSFM · Oct 20, 2026 · 3:40 AM UTC

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RemakSFM@Remak25Oct 20

Sniper (Finished) #tf2 #sfm #sourcefilmmaker

RemakSFM@Remak25Oct 19

wip #tf2 #sfm #SourceFilmmaker

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Eduardo🐺 · Oct 18, 2026 · 8:21 PM UTC

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@joyfulnessmaxerOct 18

tried walking her home gimmick and we both got robbed at gunpoint

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Moppit | PLAY CURTAINCALL📌!!! · Oct 18, 2026 · 12:22 PM UTC

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Moppit | PLAY CURTAINCALL📌!!!@The_M0rpherOct 18

the cat

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Vlad Von Pepish · Oct 16, 2026 · 3:08 PM UTC

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Vlad Von Pepish@VladVonPepishOct 16

Wikipedia just dropped the hardest image for the "skeleton" page

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Liam Fennessy · Oct 16, 2026 · 12:55 AM UTC

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Liam Fennessy@LiamFennessy_Oct 16

Hit the waitress with a classic “it was terrible” when she took my clean plate away

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jimmy · Oct 15, 2026 · 11:03 PM UTC

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@jimmysoldoutOct 15

who the hell was sponge feeling like😭😭😭

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PTPTeam Jr · Oct 14, 2026 · 11:25 PM UTC

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PTPTeam Jr@PTPTeamJrOct 14

Don't expect too much. We're just tying up some loose ends.

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Tappedfreak · Oct 14, 2026 · 2:43 AM UTC

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Tappedfreak@TappedfreakROct 14

part of the book i’m reading annoyed me so fucking deeply i launched it at the wall and the spine broke

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magemallow 🐾 · Oct 13, 2026 · 12:48 AM UTC

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magemallow 🐾@MagemalioOct 13

absolutely enthralled with this Solomon from our game just now

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judas 🫁 · Oct 12, 2026 · 1:09 AM UTC

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judas 🫁@franknwrenOct 12

my power just went out but my lamp is still on for some reason

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NONBINARYFAN · Oct 11, 2026 · 2:31 PM UTC

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NONBINARYFAN@NONBINARYFANOct 11

you used to call me on my Joke phone ☎️ *RING RING RING* 📞🙂: Hello! ☎️: Hi Would you Be interested in Jokes ? 📞😌: Actually. Im pretty satisfied today. I'm good on the jokes. I will call when I'm in need of one however. ☎️: Ok Sweet. Expect me to Joke around Next time.

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