they/them once caught a greatest, once threw a greatest

Portland, OR
Joined December 2012
bing bong retweeted
omg i get home and pens beating the oilers 3-0
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I can tell when your iPhone language setting is performative
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bruh all the pundits picked the Steelers ur jokin
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bruh chill with the touchtunes in the sports bar I'm trying watch the game
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if you are a captain of a d3 college team what are you doing on Twitter please go respond to that email
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Mike Tomlin will say something like, "We can't eat soup with forks. We need spoons." Then the Steelers will sign a 2018 Pro Bowler to the practice squad.
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bing bong retweeted
don’t beef wit nobody who got an android they might actually smoke you
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Every team enjoying the start of the NBA season The Portland Trail Blazers subplot:
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typa shit i been on lately (these are 4 different bands)
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Tomlin will get asked about getting diced by Flacco after the game and say something completely stupid and ridiculous like “We tried making martinis with black olives”
Feared Joe Flacco. Had time to prepare for Joe Flacco. Getting diced by Joe Flacco.
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bringing friends to the Steelers bar for the first time tonight. feeling #vulnerable and #excited
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situation in america so bad ppls escapism is imagining good trains
Subway Builder is released!
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dawg when i was in high school these was like $1 or $1.50 what the fuck
If you held the McChicken for the past 5 years, you would have outperformed the S&P 500
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anyone else just now feel like their phone is feeling like the right size?
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After Charlie Kirk was shot, white conservatives blamed the left, and HBCUs got death threats. Then two white boys showed up uninvited at an HBCU, pushed for a DEI debate, provoked a reaction, and now play the victims to paint Black students as violent. That’s racism and white privilege.
15 minutes into our tabling event at an HBCU. For our safety, police asked us to leave. All the footage coming soon….
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any Avis desk attendants stationed in SLC wanna clock in for the love of the game? dinner on me
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why are you, a tournament director, asking me to join a discord for tournament updates
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thank you #wickedcushions for saving my m50s
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