Most of the time I tell jokes & act & stuff. I’m a comic that happens to be gay, straight people like me because “that’s not all I talk about”. 🏳️🌈🤟🏻
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Joined May 2010
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Andrew Markle retweeted
I will explain this to you slowly: exercising our right to protest is not obstruction of Congress nor an attempt to overturn democracy.
If one were a heinous enough person to do that, they’d likely seek a pardon for it too.
But only one of us here has done that. And it ain’t me
Andrew Markle retweeted
Give everyone in that room an Oscar for acting like they didn’t just see Will Smith smack the shit out of Chris Rock. Folks just moving on… – at Georgia, USA
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Man, I haven’t seen this much tension between a smiling, beautiful, well spoken women in a suit and a closeted gay man since my pageant days
#VPDebate
Andrew Markle retweeted
you guys someone leaked vanessa hudgens’ audition tape for her upcoming netflix movie “christmas in corona”
Andrew Markle retweeted
A much-needed story of hope and vindication in these trying times (w/ @loverrlylucy)
Andrew Markle retweeted
I know this is all hard for you, @realdonaldtrump, so let me spell it out:
- Free testing
- Fee waivers
- Emergency sick leave
- Quarantines
- Cancellations
- Giving a damn
Andrew Markle retweeted
.@dulcesloan gets strange reactions when she tells people she’s not from New York City.
Don’t miss Comedy Central Stand-Up Presents this Friday at 11/10c!
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LAST NIGHT WAS AMAZING!! CONGRATS to @ednaallanhoe for being our Surrealism champ! Next week its Satire night for Pride Week. @mollyrimswell is hosting for us with guest judge @originalmarkle !!! Show starts at... facebook.com/1247386824/post…
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Hi Friends! My Half-Hour premieres Friday October 25th 11pm on Comedy Central. Tune in to watch ya girl!
#ccstanduppresents instagram.com/p/B1e424LglOd/…
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The Universe is blind to our sorrows and indifferent to our pains.
Have a nice day!
Andrew Markle retweeted
Jeff is doing a comedy show with @lacelarrabee , @j9rileycatt @originalmarkle @DueOrDie, @JeremyMesi, @jarrod_loves_dirt_ at @eddiesattic tomorrow night 7:30! Congrats to @sean2atl from Fayetteville, Barbara from Woodstock, and Katie from Acworth!
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We apologize for this unfortunate tweet from our social media intern. He'll be collecting the covfefe for the rest of the week!
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Why Hannah Gadsby’s ‘Nannette’ Neflix special is so divisive projectq.us/atlanta/why_hann…
Andrew Markle retweeted
WonderComedy 5 year anniversary show this Friday 7/20 With @joepettis @jenoneillsmith @originalmarkle @lacelarrabee and more! facebook.com/events/21323752…