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Guys. Please stop acting surprised that the 19 year old behaves like he’s 19. It’s so tiring. He’s cool. He’s having fun. He’s not doing anything wrong.
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There’s no bigger lie to yourself than “I’ll do it after this over”
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Sam Kerr’s future baby has the chance to have the funniest first three words
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🏆 FIRST LINEUP REVEAL FOR TALENT QUEST! 🏆
Get in quick, secure your seat and get your world ROCKED by TALENT!!
All the proceeds from the event will be going towards Comedy Lab - our crowdfunded program that gives comedians access to our studios, crew and equipment for free!
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Donald Trump has appointed Garol from Broad City as head of the U.S Postal Service.
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Nick Fuentes won’t see your posts, but other self-described ‘Nazi incels’ will. So please keep posting them. They can get fucked.
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Imagine every international visitor landing in Australia, then having to complete a government age verification just to log into Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, or YouTube.
Nearly 10 million people will visit Australia next year.
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May I offer US friends an Australian proverb in these trying times:
Yeah nah shit's pretty fucked ay
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Repeating from my Discord:
No matter what comes next, my friends in the USA, you deserve to lead happy and successful lives.
While I'll never discourage political talk, I will not have the wellbeing of my friends in my community up for debate.
Fuck Trump and his supporters.
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My friend posted this to her insta & I’ve gotta be honest, the idea holds a lot of merit
A haunted house, but it's just the QR sm account pass-agg calling out loud passengers in the quiet carriage, when actually the loudest thing in there is always the announcements cranked to 300% volume.
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You are taking my offensive joke out of context. when I originally said it, it was in the context of me not wanting to get in trouble or be criticised in any way.
The comments on this tweet talking about the comments on the quoted tweet showing how bad the situation is, show how bad the situation is. 🤦♀️
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“The only place children should get free food is in prison” says QLD LNP
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Alyssa Healy has been ruled out of Australia's blockbuster #T20WorldCup showdown against India with a foot injury
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