It’s impressive how much Bill Skarsgård looks like a Tim Burton drawing come to life

She Heathered on my Heather until I Veronica’d

She ikea’d on my world market until I pier 1 imported

Being afraid of clowns is weird if you think about it. Like, what other person just doing their job are you afraid of? Waiters?

Has anyone suggested that the actors that repeatedly work with Mike Flanagan be called The Flanagang?

A Midcummer Night’s Cream

(Tweets that are also potential Fall Out Boy song titles)

If your haters are your motivators then call me your pep squad

August is a war crime

Get this woman her Emmy pronto

A fan edit to Lucy Dacus’ “I Don’t Wanna Be Funny Anymore” of Tony Soprano

I was already garbage at small talk pre-pandemic but now I basically just say, “the weather sure is sports wife isn’t it?” before burrowing underground for seventeen years

Anyway gonna take this nightmare app off my phone for awhile, hit me up where you know how to find me

We mismanaged HIV/AIDS by pretending it wasn’t happening for like six years and then fear mongering around it for another year or so before doing anything about it

I just! Want a feed somewhere that’s my friends in chronological order! I want them sharing too much information and being too excited about things and being enthusiastic about life! I’m pissed that that got deemed cringe but making the general public suicidal didn’t!!

These algorithms are LITERALLY designed to make us miserable, scared, and misanthropic. And then when people are like “hey it’s not that devastating out there” it’s either not promoted by the little doom code or they’re booed by people who can’t stop guzzling it

Honestly I think we’d immediately enter unbridled utopia if we just had one highly inhabited social media platform that just did old school chronological no algorithm feeds. Everything I hate about the internet is in being unable to opt out of them

I’m not denying that women and non-binary people in the United States experience medical gaslighting. I’m saying it’s not the full picture

You realize if selective testing alone was creating the result, the percentages of tested to positive would be roughly the same amongst demographics, right?

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