they/them. funny adjacent. tiktok micromicro celebrity

Joined April 2022
hey hasn't anyone found it strange that the jobs people are attacking as "not proletarian" like baristas, housekeepers, food service workers, and teachers are traditionally jobs taken by women
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I apologize to some of you for most of you.
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Sorry I haven’t been paying attention, paying attention only causes pain
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all that cia handbook shit about disrupting orgs from within by having too much planning convos and meetings…it didnt stop when the handbook was publicized. and most crucially it didnt stop *working* either. so you should use some of those wrecking tips in your HOA or shitty job
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SAUL GOODMAN: And if you were to come into contact, or even prolonged proximity with fentanyl, it would trigger a reaction? COP: That’s correct. SAUL GOODMAN: Would you reach into your left coat pocket and tell the court what’s there, please?
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Please remember that protesting scotus outside their homes and at restaurants won’t change their decision and will only serve to make them and their friends miserable, so absolutely please keep doing it
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[weeping] these [hyperventilating] fragile [scromiting] millennials
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Honestly 😭 if U celebrating 4th of July today fuck your ignorant dumbas[piece of black mold from my ceiling falls in my mouth and my pupils get all small] Fucked ET last night. Came in 5 strokes. I was shook. Whole thing felt like a pussy
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i have a dangerous obsession with video essays i will watch a video essay about almost anything fr if someone made a video essay about the sky being purple i would press play without a second thought
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The 4th of July is canceled due to a lack of freedom 💅 Sincerely, nicotine addicted 16-year-olds who miss their Juuls
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Okay, these are getting out of hand.
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Never forget that the phrase "life finds a way" is in reference to an uprising of trans dinosaurs
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bae: come over me: I'm busy bae: my parents aren't home me: *gets out my real-life Georgia O'Keefe painting*
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bitches try and make cishets irl watch ofmd and then get upset when it doesn’t change the trajectory of their lives
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Cis people: I need you to understand (and help others understand) that “the trans debate” is NOT relevant “to only a small number of people” but to everyone. Thread below for why: (This is focused on cis women, but cis dudes I need you to listen too. You are also in danger.)
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I made a viral tiktok on the non-binary Nerf mascot Murph and people keep he/him-ing them. And like I wanna be chill because it’s a mascot but like… if people are so dead-set of he/him-ing a featureless pile of darts then I will be he/him-ed until I’m dead and that feels bleak.
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